Reference:- Renowned former Prime Minister , Mr Scott Morrison , achieved another first in Parliament today . He was censured .

Reference :-  In Parliament today , Mr Morrison gave a defiant speech in which he defended his secret appointment to a tranche of ministerial positions . Nonetheless , he has become the first Prime Minister in the history of Australia to be censured .

Dear Mr Morrison , sir , 

                                           What a pleasure it was to watch you read the riot act to all those "holier than thou " parliamentarians  who jealously spoke against you .  Ken junior only saw the last half of your oration ( where you recounted your tremendous achievements as a leader )  and thought you were giving your valedictory speech .  Then again , in one sense  , perhaps you were .  Anyway , I certainly enjoyed seeing you command the attention of Parliament , just like you did in the good old days .

Sadly , it is disgraceful that our three previous Tory Prime Ministers  have condemned you . No doubt they will be regretting their disloyalty after hearing you speak today .  Despite the childish prattle in the media , I believe that you are leaving on a high note ,  and the fourth estate be damned ,  especially the ABC ... sorry , I mean the " taxpayer funded ABC ".

Just one thing though . I don't doubt that several lawyers worked together to help write your speech , and I did notice that this allowed a couple of " contradictory facts " to slip into your narrative .  Hopefully they will go unnoticed , but the tabloid press is always looking for some excuse to call you a liar . 

Doubtless the less said about " contradictory facts " the better , but if some smart arsed young journo corners you with a tricky question ,  just say calm , call upon your years of experience , and remember the three answers that became your tools of trade . 

" I never said that . "   .... followed with. 

" I don't accept the premise of your question . " ...... followed with . 

 " I have already answered that question. " . 

What gems they are . 

 Your comrade , Ken

 

Reference : We just learnt on Sky News that people have " lost the plot if they resort to personal attacks " .

 Reference :-   Not only Andrew Bolt , but also his Sky News comrades , Peta Credlin and Chris Kenny,  admonished those who resort to personal attacks during a debate . 

Dear Andy, Chris , and Peta , 

                                     It is about time that somebody raised the issue of personal attacks in the arena of public affairs . We see far too many of them these days .  Thankfully,  Sky News has retained it's professionalism while the rest of public discourse sinks disappointingly into an abyss of abuse . 

One need only look at the appalling speeches made by the likes of  Deadly Dan Andrews , Sleepy Joe Biden , and Each Way Albo to realise that respect is rapidly vanishing from public debate . 

In the words of your comrade , Paul Murray  " those wankers " don't know the first thing about respect . 

Anyway , keep up the good work , and we trust you will continue to maintain your high standards . 

Your comrade , Ken 

PS   Thank you again ,  Peta , for the great documentary you ran just prior to the Victorian election ( " The Cult of Dan Andrews " , I believe it was called .) .  I was impressed by the way you proved that Mr Andrews is , " a power hungry dictator" without resorting to personal attacks or lies . Ironically , when you were cruelly forced to apologise for lying about him a while ago  , this merely alerted you to the need for complete discretion , which stood you in good stead . What a shame he won the election so convincingly.

 

 

Reference:- Sky news anchor , Andy Bolt , isn't in favour of an indigenous voice to parliament . Who would have thought ? .

Reference :-   You don't have to be racist to oppose an indigenous voice to parliament , but it helps . 

Dear Andy , 

                       As you say , we know nothing about how this ridiculous indigenous voice to parliament might function .  As you often reveal on your show  , the country is fairly teeming with fake Aborigines , so how do we go about finding the kosher ones ? 

We are all equal in this democratic country of ours  , and all have one vote .  I recently reminded the cleaner at the Kooralya pub , Dulcie , that she should be grateful for this .  After all , her vote is just as valuable as the vote of any billionaire . 

" Dulcie, your vote is just as valuable as the vote of any billionaire . ", I said . 

" You walking on my wet floor . ",  Dulcie said . 

Anyway Andy , do you really think that most ordinary Australian's could care much either way ? 

Contributing editor here at The Sky Reply , Gabbo , is fully indigenous .  So I decided to ask him about it . 

" What do you reckon about this indigenous voice in parliament ? " , I said. 

"  I don't have an opinion about her . " , Gabbo said . 

" What do you mean her ? I am talking about a voice in parliament . ",  I said . 

" Oh , I thought you said  ' Joyce '  . " , Gabbo said . 

" Well what do you reckon ? " , I said . 

" Does the mining lobby have a voice in parliament ? " , Gabbo said .

" Yeah , I think so . " , I said . 

" Then we need one too . " , Gabbo said . 

Well Andy , that sure got me thinking . 

" Who is Joyce ? ",  I said .

But Gabbo had lost interest in the conversation . 

Your comrade , Ken

Reference :- Australian independent journalist Jordan Shanks has had his home firebombed ...twice .

Reference :-   Jordan Shanks ( AKA Friendlyjordies ) hasn't received the attention in the news one might expect after being firebombed twice .  And where are the officers from the NSW Fixated Persons Investigations Unit ?

Dear Officers of the NSW Fixated Persons Investigations Unit , 

  Although I can find no mention of you in the news , I am sure you must be working day and night on the Friendlyjordies case . I didn't know your unit existed , until a couple of years back , when you arrested Friendlyjordie's producer ,  young Kristo Langker , at his parent's home . 

The whole incident was filmed by his mum and dad , and I did admire the way your officer threw Kristo to the ground and handcuffed him despite the fact that he had agreed to cooperate peacefully .   Many folk don't know this  , but skinny young music students like Kristo can become very violent .  Just spend a day at the Conservatorium  during violin practice and you will see what  I mean .  Furthermore ,  you did the right thing by not sinking the boot into him while being filmed  (Filmed without permission I might add) , since that would have angered one or other cohort of the woke .

In my view Kristo  deserved what he got . Video footage taken prior to his arrest clearly shows him trying to give the former ( now disgraced ) Deputy Premier of NSW , Mr John Barilaro , a letter which was personally addressed to him  .  Not only that , but he did it in broad daylight on a public footpath . It amazes me that Kristo  thought he could do that and not be violently arrested . 

Anyway , what of these firebombings ?   Who might be the culprits ?  Friendlyjordies has crushed a few toes with his investigative journalism  , but surely none of those he has exposed would be stupid enough to try and cremate him in his sleep ?  Few clues remain in the smouldering ashes , but here is a tip.  Could Friendlyjordies have firebombed his own house in order to garner sympathy ? 

   Remember how President Johnson lied about a torpedo attack in the Gulf of Tonkin so he could start that war with Vietnam ?  A false flag , I believe it is called .  Maybe these inexplicable arson attacks are a false flag ? 

 I don't say I am right , but it is worth keeping the possibility in mind . 

 Your comrade , Ken 

 

Reference:- Former Prime Minister , Mr Scott Morrison , has encountered hard times .

Reference :-    Even Sky News has withdrawn support for the former PM . 

 

Dear Mr Morrison ,  sir , 

                                            Let's face it , unfair though it may be , your political career is over for now . A man of your standing should not be expected to remain on the back bench merely to serve the folk who elected him .  It is time for a change of career . And what with all the controversy and the lingering stench of corruption and all , you may have to accept a low profile job for the time being . 

Here at Kooralya the local massage parlor has a receptionist position vacant .  This might be just what you need right now .  Your talent for making appointments , and keeping them confidential , should  see you at the top of any shortlist of applicants .   

If you like , we can put in a good word for you , and you are welcome to stay with us in the spare room until you find your own digs . A man of your means will probably prefer a dwelling with an air conditioner and an indoor toilet . Fortunately upmarket properties like that do crop up in Kooralya from time to time , and there would be no need to rush . 

Let us know if you are interested . 

Your comrade , Ken 

 

 

 

 

 

Reference:- Sky News presenters , Rowan Dean and Rita Panahi , are at risk of becoming too intellectual for their target audience .

Reference :-    It started with art galleries being vandalised , and now classical music concerts are also being interrupted  by climate activists . 

Dear Rowan and Rita , 

                                          Here at The Sky Reply we do appreciate the highly intellectual approach you take when reporting the news .  And we were certainly shocked to hear that climate activists have glued themselves to the conductor's stand at a Beethoven concert .  It was not long ago that you showed activists spraying slime all over a painting by Monet , that French Impressionist chap .   ( You could have run a banner headline along the lines of " Impressionist Gallery Curator Unimpressed . " .... keep it in mind for next time. ) 

Anyway , as you point out , it is ridiculous to punish Beethoven for climate change . I reckon if he was still alive today and had attended the concert those protests would have fallen on deaf ears .    But don't despair .  While the crazy activists are trying to destroy the icons of western civilization , our side is winning convincingly . Since that disgraceful attempt to ruin a Beethoven concert a couple of days back ,  another 160, 000 acres of rainforest have been burned to ash . So I ask you , who is having the last laugh ? 

Finally  , and I hope you don't take this the wrong way , perhaps you are starting to become too intellectual for your target audience?    Doubtless all this stuff about Monet and Beethoven goes over the heads of many of your devotees .  I don't suggest for a minute that your audience is riddled with knuckleheads , since that is clearly Paul Murray's demographic . However many folk , less cultured than us , may not give a rat's arse for the fine arts .   

What you need is something that all your viewers can relate to .    Which brings me to the subject of next weekends festivities out here at Kooralya .  

In the lead up to Christmas we a stage a general whoop up day out at here at the lake .  All manner of cultural activity is represented , but the three biggest crowd pleasers are the Jet Ski Race , The Hot Ute Burnout , and the Wet T Shirt Competition .   Imagine the outrage that would ensue if climate activists sprayed paint on a Jet Ski or a V8 Ute or some sheila's gazongas . 

Of course , it might require .... lets just say some " pre-planning " to ensure that a protest happens .  Ken junior reckons he can sort out the details if you send him a few quid to cover the cost of the paint and any unintended legal complications . 

Let me know what you think . 

Your comrade , Ken

 

Reference :- The Victorian election is over , and we now know who won , and who lost .

 Reference :-   Today is a sad day for the Sky News team , especially Peta Credlin . 

 

Dear Peta , 

                   Watching Mr Daniel Andrews ( AKA  " Deadly Dan "  , " Dangerous Dan "  , " Dictator Dan " , and " the most corrupt politician in history " ) win office for an historic third term must have been a truly awful experience .  Our thoughts are with you , especially since you put so much effort into destroying the man's reputation with that damning documentary you released on the eve of the election , as a service to the community . 

I was glued to the tube all night watching the results roll in , although Ken junior said he was tired and hit the sack early after losing interest , as young folk usually do .  Mind you ,  considering he was tired there was a lot of noise coming from his bedroom  for quite a while .  In the morning I asked Ken junior to guess how the election had finished . 

" Have a guess how the election finished . "  , I said . 

" I reckon Peta Credlin lost . " , Ken junior said . 

And sadly , he was right .  There is no changing that , but try to keep a stiff upper lip .  The following advice might prove helpful . 

1.     Don't hit the bottle and risk being booked for drink driving .  You got away with that the last time , after the judge let you off the hook , but that was in the days when the tories ran the country and you can't expect such courtesy now the socialists are in power  . 

2.    Don't wear black when you host your next show .  You did that when Mr Morrison's government was unfairly cast into oblivion , and even then it looked a tad comical .  Doing it again would have the lads at The Sky Reply laughing their heads off.

3.   Don't blame the voters or reference " Stockholm syndrome "  .  It looks grubby .  Leave that to Paul Murray 

4.   As they say , " Every setback is an opportunity ", so this must be a huge opportunity indeed .  Take the time to embrace it fully . 

5.  Excuse my presumption , but since everybody you support suffers humiliating defeat  , perhaps you should consider a strategy where you pretend to support anybody that you want ousted .   Would Mr Andrews have won if you had spent weeks promoting him on your show ?   To many folk his roundish features might start to resemble a poisoned apple .  Are you with me ? 

Anyway Peta ,  try to enjoy the remainder of the weekend , and give your car keys to a friend for safe keeping .   We look forward to seeing you colorfully dressed on your next show , which will show everybody that you don't feel humiliated by your defeat .   

Your comrade, Ken