Reference :- In Parliament today , Mr Morrison gave a defiant speech in which he defended his secret appointment to a tranche of ministerial positions . Nonetheless , he has become the first Prime Minister in the history of Australia to be censured .
Dear Mr Morrison , sir ,
What a pleasure it was to watch you read the riot act to all those "holier than thou " parliamentarians who jealously spoke against you . Ken junior only saw the last half of your oration ( where you recounted your tremendous achievements as a leader ) and thought you were giving your valedictory speech . Then again , in one sense , perhaps you were . Anyway , I certainly enjoyed seeing you command the attention of Parliament , just like you did in the good old days .
Sadly , it is disgraceful that our three previous Tory Prime Ministers have condemned you . No doubt they will be regretting their disloyalty after hearing you speak today . Despite the childish prattle in the media , I believe that you are leaving on a high note , and the fourth estate be damned , especially the ABC ... sorry , I mean the " taxpayer funded ABC ".
Just one thing though . I don't doubt that several lawyers worked together to help write your speech , and I did notice that this allowed a couple of " contradictory facts " to slip into your narrative . Hopefully they will go unnoticed , but the tabloid press is always looking for some excuse to call you a liar .
Doubtless the less said about " contradictory facts " the better , but if some smart arsed young journo corners you with a tricky question , just say calm , call upon your years of experience , and remember the three answers that became your tools of trade .
" I never said that . " .... followed with.
" I don't accept the premise of your question . " ...... followed with .
" I have already answered that question. " .
What gems they are .
Your comrade , Ken
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