Reference:- The Sky Reply Team is back after a few legal difficulties .

Reference:-  The Sky Reply Team acknowledges that "freedom of speech " in Australia was not a right , but a temporary privilege that has been withdrawn . 

The lads here in our editorial room ( the built in verandah beside the old water tank ) have turned over a new leaf , and henceforth will be careful to avoid offending those in power . To introduce our new style , one that respectfully supports the status quo , Ken junior has written a nice letter to the leader of the Federal Opposition congratulating him on his recent Budget Reply speech . 

 Dear Mr Angus Taylor , Sir , 

                                                That was a great speech you gave yesterday . I have printed a copy , and stapled it into my tome titled " The World's Most Famous Speeches ". At first I was going to put it in the index under the  "A" s , ( for Angus ) but that would have put you right beside a certain " Adolf " chap ....not a good look .  Instead you are indexed by last name , which puts you beside " Trotsky " . Personally I have never heard of this Trotsky fellow , but old Graham down at the local Workers Cooperative  reckons he was a good speaker , so rest assured you are in good company . 

Anyway , I did like the way you have " developed " the policy of your competition and taken a stand against unwanted foreigners from warlike regimes  .   Dad reckons that it sounds like you want to start an " ICE " department , like his highness , Mr Trump , in the USA .  But , what with all the killing and beating and wrongful detention and all , I reckon that you should avoid starting a similarly named department here in the Antipodes . 

What we need is a more measured , humane and legal way to expel those who refuse to embrace our unique version of neoliberal capitalism .  I reckon you should consider starting a department called " FROST "     ( Find and Remove Offensive Seditious Transients ) .     This has the advantage of looking like a fresh idea that is all your own , while the definition of " Offensive Seditious Transients " is suitably vague and allows you to expel whoever you like .  Socialists , for example . 

Good luck with it all .  If you decide to run with my suggested moniker , whilst I do not own the copyright, thanking me by way of a few quid mailed in a brown envelope would be greatly appreciated.  You can claim it as a charitable donation on your tax return , and if you keep the sum under 4 figures it won't effect my disability pension . 

I prefer to deal with cash where possible  ( you can't trust the banks ), and I am sure you will have a few brown envelopes lying about somewhere subsequent to previous transactions . 

Also , I suspect my emails are being monitored , so be careful what you say in your reply . 

Your comrade , 

Ken  junior. 

 

Reference:- Israeli Prime Minister , Isaac Herzog has completed his visit to Australia .

 Reference :-   Did Mr Herzog achieve what he hoped to achieve during his visit to Australia ?

Dear Mr Herzog , 

                              In your closing remarks , at the end of a busy schedule  , you mentioned that you hoped to have created closer ties between Australia and Israel .  I must say that you have succeeded . Scenes from the streets of our capital cities are so similar to the scenes we see on the streets of Tel Aviv that at times we could barely recognise our own country.   What with all the protests and police violence and hospitalisations and arrests you must have felt very much at home.   And as you leave it seems that in your wake new laws criminalising  freedom of expression are sprouting like mushrooms in a compost heap .  

You must be very pleased .  Here in Queensland , Ken junior attended a pro-Palestine rally . He tells me it was completely peaceful , which obviously explains why it didn't feature in the news media . It certainly was a disappointing failure .  He also tells me that most of the folk he met there were Jewish , including three mature aged Jewish women carrying a banner that read " Jews for Palestine "  .   I guess they were three of those " self -hating " Jews we read about in " The Times of Israel " . 

Our state government has just passed legislation  making it a criminal offense to chant " From the river to the sea "  .  I reckon they should have also banned chanting "  Jews for Palestine " .  Here at the Sky Reply we have noted the explanation that " from the river to the sea " is actually newspeak for " destroy Israel" , and we can see how that makes complete sense .  By extrapolation it is apparent that " Jews for Palestine " is actually newspeak for " Jews who want to destroy Israel  " , and must also be condemned . 

That had us all thinking about the true meaning of other subversive slogans .  Ken junior came up with a  list of other undeniable , but mostly harmless , examples of newspeak that  illustrate the logic behind the framing of the new laws .  It is such a long list that it is not practical to reproduce it here .  But here is my favourite. 

                        SLOGAN                                        ACTUAL MEANING 

       "  SAVE THE KOALA "                              " CARROTS CAN TALK " 

You can see how the same logic applies . 

Thank you for your visit and all the goodwill you have spread . 

Your comrade , Ken .  

 

                             

 

 

                               

                          

Reference:- President of Israel , Mr Isaac Herzog , is expected to vist Australia in the coming days.

Reference:-  Nationwide protests are planned , opposing Mr Herzog's visit to Australia . 

Dear  Isaac , 

                      I hope you don't mind being addressed by your first name .  As an old man , it feels natural , and friendlier , to address a younger man this way .  Only a few days remain before your planned visit to the Antipodes , so let me get straight to the point of this letter . 

Many folk  ... and let's not mince words ..... are disgusted to hear of your visit . As an Aussie citizen who has keenly observed our culture since before you were born ,  I feel well able to read the mood of the man or woman in the street .  For millions of folk , your visit will be extremely unwelcome .  There will be protests across the nation , costly for our police who have better things to do , and our politicians will be preoccupied balancing popular outrage against their re-election prospects .  ( They also have better things to do . ) 

The great unwashed are easily manipulated , and the leftist media has successfully convinced many folk that Israel is committing a genocide in Gaza , and that you personally are involved . This may be unfair , but you must admit that images in the media do look a tad genocidey . When you claim that nobody in Gaza is innocent and write messages on bombs that will be dropped on children ,  propagandized minds might rush to the conclusion that you are a war criminal .  Accusations of genocide might be ridiculous and unfair , but should not be ignored. 

As you well know , the Australian Government  has introduced , following  advice from the Israeli lobby , broad new hate speech laws which are retrospective in scope .  These new hate speech laws have the potential to backfire .  Obviously it was only antisemitic hate speech that the laws were intended to criminalize , but they were ineptly rushed through , which means all hate speech is now illegal .  Sadly , you could find yourself within their purview . Thousands have called for your arrest when you arrive in Australia .  

You seem like a reasonable young chap to me . As far as I am concerned folk should be able to write whatever they like , even if they write it on bombs . Personally , although I avoid generalisations which condemn entire populations , I support  the principal of freedom of speech . In my opinion , one should not fall foul of the law for saying what one believes . If you believe all Palestinians should bear the blame for the actions of a few , surely you should have the right to express this belief .  

Unfortunately , however , you may run afoul of Australia's new retrospective hate speech laws .  

Isaac , I think you should consider cancelling your visit . That will keep thousands of protestors off our streets and let us get on with the business of running our country .   Why not offer free trips to Israel for those who were traumatised by the horrific Bondi terrorist attack ?   Politicians from around the world regularly travel to Israel at your expense via your  " junket " program,  designed  to showcase the wonderful democracy of Israel which boasts the most moral army in the world .  A few shekels more to help the families of the Bondi victims would not be missed . 

Anyway , if you do come to Australia and wish to avoid the limelight , you are most welcome to stay here in Kooralya . We can provide accommodation gratis , although with the water restrictions we cannot offer the free laundry service that Mr Netanyahu demands on his state visits , so bring plenty of fresh clobber since it is hot here at this time of the year .  Ken junior says he can whip up some Kosher victuals for you out of our vege patch . He reckons that as a dedicated adherent of Judaism you would be unwilling to eat our local beef . 

Hope this has been helpful .

Your comrade , Ken . 

PS.     Ken junior says it might be unwise to invite the families of the Bondi victims to Israel .   He reckons some of them might not support Israel , and refuse the invitation , which would look bad .    Do you think there could have been many of those non - Zionist ( I think you call them self-hating ) Jews at Bondi who feel that they were placed in harm's way by Israel's actions in Gaza and the West Bank ?

 It might not be worth the risk . 

 

 

 

 

 

Reference:- It has been a challenging couple of weeks for The Sky Reply .

 Reference : -   The new hate speech laws temporarily silenced the Sky Reply Team . 

It behoves one to stay abreast of changes in the law. One hardly relishes the thought of being imprisoned due to an oversight .  The recently introduced hate speech laws required 500 pages to be read with due diligence , following which we felt it advisable to seek the advice of a suitably qualified attorney .  Suitably qualified attorneys expect to be well remunerated , which did slice a sizeable chunk out of our monthly budget . This meant waiting for my pension cheque to arrive so we could buy a fresh ribbon for the trusty Remington .   Anyone can see that the new laws are a hasty response to the appalling antisemitic terror attack at Bondi ,  and it is with antisemitism in mind that we should view them . 

We expected that Ms Michelle Rowland , in the role of Attorney General that she has assumed since her unfortunate ....ahem .... travel expenses misunderstanding...would unambiguously explain the new laws .  Sadly we were disappointed . ABC interviewer , young David Speers , made a great effort to coax an explanation from Michelle , but without success . 

Before dipping into our life savings , we also watched Senator David Shoebridge  explain why , after reading the 500 pages , he refused to vote for the new laws.  David clearly explained why the laws are  unclear , and difficult to explain .  Subsequently we have seen a chap thrown in jail for writing something on the interweb said to violate these new laws.   It is fair to say that we are a tad twitchy here at the Sky Reply . 

As senior editor , I would like to explain from the outset that we do not hate either Michelle Rowland or the ABC  , nor David Speers or David Shoebridge .  Here at The Sky Reply we hate nobody , and only risk tactfully admonishing those whom the government has granted tacit permission for us to criticise.   That , after all , defines freedom of speech .   

The new hate laws are very general and vague at best ,  so as a service to our millions of faithful readers ,  we have listed a few specific examples that demonstrate how the laws appear to apply . 

                STATEMENT                                        HOW IT MIGHT BE DEEMED UNDER HATE LAWS

 Ayatolla Ali Khamenei is evil .                                                                Free speech 

 Benjamin Netanyahu evil.                                                                        Hate speech . 

Palestinians are raised to be terrorists.                                                      Free speech  

Israeli children are taught to support genocide .                                       Hate speech . 

Jews who oppose Zionism are self -hating .                                             Free speech

Millions of Jews oppose the State of Israel .                                            Hate speech . 

The slaughter in Iran is being exaggerated by the media  .                      Hate speech

The slaughter in Gaza is being exaggerated by the media.                      Free speech . 

The Palestinians have brought destruction upon themselves .                 Free speech . 

Israel has brought destruction upon itself .                                              Hate speech . 

Putin is a war criminal .                                                                           Free speech 

Netanyahu is a war criminal                                                                    Hate speech  

Radical Islam is a major problem for the world                                     Free speech 

Zionism is a major problem for the world .                                            Hate speech . 

Wearing Burkas shows a reluctance to integrate .                                   Free speech

Wearing  Kippahs shows a reluctance to integrate .                               Hate speech . 

Greater Israel is a promise from God.                                                    Free speech . 

From the river to the sea Palestine will be free .                                    Hate speech . 

" Give them (Palestinians ) hell !  " .  Jordan Peterson .                        Free speech . 

"Palestinians have the right to resist . " . Christopher Hitchens            Hate speech . 

All the Palestinians must leave their homes or die .                              Free speech . 

The Israelis should end their illegal occupation  .                                 Hate speech .

Hamas is a terrorist organisation that bombs innocent civilians .         Free speech .

Mossad is a terrorist organisation that bombs innocent civilians .        Hate speech. 

The Palestinian Authority  manipulates  the United Nations .               Free speech   

The Likud Party of Israel  manipulates  the United Nations.                 Hate speech . 

The Koran threatens violence to non -believers .                                   Free speech . 

The Torah threatens violence to non-believers .                                    Hate speech  

 

This list is far from compendious , but usefully illustrative . 

We welcome any amendments by readers whose opinions differ , as long as the do not in any way denigrate persons living or dead ... or legally qualified. 

Yours in freedom of speech , 

Ken 

PS.   Ken junior has asked me to confirm that it is Ken Senior who wrote this , and that he had nothing to do with it .  When asked what he thought of the new hate speech laws he replied ...

" Never heard of them " .  

 

 

 

 

 

 

                 

 

 

  

Reference:- Prime Minister of Australia , Mr Albanese , changed his mind , and has now approved a Royal Commission into antisemitism .

Reference :-   The Royal Commission into antisemitism will take an entire year to produce it's recommendations . 

 Dear Mr Albanese , 

                                  Here at The Sky Reply we noted the pressure you face by those demanding a Royal Commission into antisemitism .  Though we are disappointed by your capitulation , we do understand that you had no choice in the matter .    

But what is done is done , and we must now get the ball rolling and treat this as an opportunity .  Ken junior has noticed a few vital areas of investigation that have remained largely unmentioned by the wary  mainstream media . He would like to draw your attention to these , since you are well positioned to draw them to the attention of the Commissioners .  

 1.   The Scanlon Survey reveals that the Australian community has a net positive attitude of 20 points towards Christianity , which  is only marginally better than the net positive attitude of 14 towards Judaism . By contrast , Muslims scored a negative 19 points in the same survey .  This might help explain why the Mosque in Toowoomba has been burned down twice , and as yet has not been fully rebuilt .  It  might also explain why those arson attacks went largely unreported .  Once the approval rating of Judaism has closed the little 6 point gap , resources could be directed towards closing the 39 point gap in the approval rating for Islam .  

2. The difference between Judaism and Zionism is not unlike the difference between a seeing eye dog and a pit bull terrier .  Conflating the two in the mainstream media is likely to incite antisemitism .

3. Oppressing those who express horror at the plight of the Palestinians ( which includes huge numbers of Jewish folk .....cruelly  labelled " self-hating Jews " by the Israeli government . ) is also likely to incite antisemitism . 

4. An indicted war criminal clutching power to avoid jail while he commits genocide is a bad look for a head of state . Reminding folk that Mr Netanyahu  does not have the full support of the Jewish community is likely to soften attitudes towards the diaspora in Australia . 

5. Folk don't like their freedom of expression being suppressed , especially to favour a group that describes themselves as " God's chosen people " .   The obvious insinuation is that others are not "God's chosen people ".  Please don't inflame unrest by introducing draconian legislation that favours one small section of society .  In this country we should all be equal under the law......ahem...unlike Israel ....just saying .  

Here at the Sky Reply we have no truck with tax deductible bronze age cults .  Nonetheless if there happens to be a " God "  ( how would I know ? )  surely we are all God's children . ( Except , of course , most of the billionaires .... those sociopaths  . )  

Anyway Mr Albanese , hopefully this has been helpful . Once Mr Netanyahu and his comrades have passed away and dwell in heaven with the thousands of limbless child martyrs of Gaza , genuine Jewish folk will be able to retrieve their religion from the Zionists who fermented hatred and violence against them and incited those prone to extremism.     I am an old man , and do not expect to see that day , but like me , all things pass and I am optimistic that Ken junior will live to see a more just and peaceful world .  

Your comrade , 

Ken . 

PS.  Please convey my best wishes to Senator Penny Wong . Old and half blind though I am ,  I can still see that in these dark times the burden of office weighs heavily on her , as it would anybody with an empathic soul . 

 

 

Reference :- We have welcomed the year 2026 on the Gregorian Calendar .

Reference:-   On other Calendars the year is as follows :- 

       Islamic ...........1447

       Hebrew............5786

       Persian ............1404

       Chinese.............4723

       Buddhist ...........2569 

There are many others . 

Anyway , as we launch ourselves into the brave new world of artificial intelligence we decided to run a little experiment here at The Sky Reply . This is how it went . 

"  As we launch ourselves into the brave new world of artificial intelligence , let's run a little experiment ." , I said . 

" According to Roger Penrose there is no such thing as artificial intelligence , only computer programs that can't actually think ." ,   Ken junior said . 

" Roger who ? " , I said 

" Roger Penrose . He is probably the most intelligent physicist in the world ." ,  Gabbo said . 

" Never heard of him . " , I said .  

" If you want to run an experiment  , why don't you ask AI ( as it is affectionately known ) to complete  a task and see how it performs ? " , Gabbo said . 

And we did just that . We asked AI  to write an article for " The Australian " newspaper which would convince any reader that it had been written by one of their highest paid journalists . 

We have reproduced below the headlined article that resulted from our AI request . 

           IN 2026 WE CAN NO LONGER WATCH THE DEATH OF THE WEST IN SILENCE 

The appalling rate of decline of western democracies is due in large part to the fact that nobody does anything .  Lethargy has become an epidemic . Dole Bludgers , Greenies and The Woke live like Mughal Emperors off the hard work of others in a welfare society where nobody cares anymore , and they blame anybody but themselves for their impoverished situation . The West has lost it's way . Just look at that disgraceful demonstration by hundreds of thousands who marched across the iconic Sydney Harbour Bridge . It only takes a handful of ignorant uneducated radicals like that to ruin the country for the silent majority of disinterested Australians who just want to work hard and pay off their mortgages before they die .

Throughout the entire West people are protesting . 

Protesting about inequality . Protesting about corruption . Protesting about the environment .  Protesting about unemployment . Protesting about the cost of living . Protesting about Genocide . Protesting about illegal detention and restrictions on freedom of speech .  Protesting about being underpaid . Protesting about conditions in healthcare facilities,  schools and universities .  These subversive types should count themselves lucky to live in democratic societies where you only get deported , imprisoned , sanctioned or cancelled if you say something that offends the elite . The insidious spread of social apathy , baseless cries of inequality , and an unearned sense of entitlement among the great unwashed stalls our country's progress  . How can a country move forward if people won't pull their weight , and simply rely on banks and mining companies to prop up the GDP with their endless succession of record yearly profits ? 

To add to our woes , much of the world hates the West , and the warlike ideologies of other countries are a constant threat . Foreigners hate our lifestyle and freedom , and are jealous of it .  Their Xenophobia is boundless . They come by the thousands to our shores to steal our jobs and scam our welfare system . They love our country because their own countries have been destroyed in wars sponsored by arms manufacturers and they wish to live peaceful lives . Little wonder that they come here to spread violence . 

 And what has become of International Law ?  People must face the consequences of their actions . When an 83 year old female doctor stands in a public place holding a placard supporting peace she should be arrested , and after several months in prison she should face whatever charges can be massaged until they  apply to her actions  .  The law must be independent and apolitical , and it must be responsive to the demands of the powerful , whatever those demands  may be .  Charging important world leaders with genocide and the like should never be allowed . And if such charges are made maliciously , courts should be sanctioned to intimidate others .  Only in this way can justice for all prevail. 

Lastly , it is time to abandon the ridiculous " Global Warming " model . There is no evidence to suggest that the planet is warming . Climatologists are scaremongering in order to obtain  generous research grants . We cannot afford to waste money on so called "renewable " energy . Instead we should be developing  our international trade relations to take advantage of the sea routes above the Arctic Circle which are becoming navigable throughout  the entire winter .  And , of course , we need to provide aid money to the Pacific Islands as they sink , so that we don't experience an influx of undesirable refugees . 

Exporting coal will help finance these policies . 

To all our readers we wish a happy and prosperous New Year .  Stay silent through 2026 , now is not the time to muddy the waters of discourse, and  may the interest rate on your mortgage forever trail behind Australia's real " Magic Pudding " .....the housing bubble . 

Ken junior spoke first after reading the article . 

"  That makes no sense at all . It is just an angry rant characterised by bizarre contradictions and bad sentence structure. " , Ken junior said . 

" So it looks like that AI thing has done a brilliant job after all . It is indistinguishable from a real  article in ' The Australian ' . " , Monte said . 

" I reckon this AI is a force to be reckoned with . " , I said . 

The lads stroked their chins thoughtfully . 

 " Pass me a beer . " ,  I said .  

Happy New Year . 

Your comrade , 

Ken  

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

                                 

      

 

Reference :- A terrible tragedy has occurred at Bondi Beach .

 Reference :-  There are many reasons to be saddened and appalled by the horrific attack at Bondi Beach,  just as there are many reasons to be saddened when we see folk on other beaches in countries far away being slaughtered . 

Mr Netanyahu did not waste his time by first offering his sympathy to all Australians  , but instead was swift with his condemnation of our Prime Minister .  Apparently he had warned Mr Albanese that recognising a Palestinian state would lead to an attack on Australian Jews . If this is true , there are more than 150 other countries in the world that also support the right of Palestinians to live in a state of their own .   Let us hope that those countries do not experience similar attacks on their Jewish communities . 

Here at the Sky Reply , we have been discussing the fall out from this shocking event  . Who else , apart from the traumatised families , will suffer from the fallout ?   Of course , that depends on the maturity of our personal responses , and the professionalism our leaders, politicians , social influencers , lobbyists and mass media .   This tragedy needs to be addressed with sensitivity , rationally and calmly , and not with unrestrained anger or overreaction . It is well known that the best strategy for causing somebody to act foolishly and self-destructively is to make them angry .  Anger could allow the tragedy to become politicised , and lead to the passing of poorly drafted legislation .  It might encourage the attribution of unfair blame.  

Who will suffer should this happen ?  Everybody at the Sky Reply gave their opinion . 

 Ken Junior  ....  " All of us " .  

 Monte ...........   "All of us " . 

 Ken senior........" All of us " . 

Gabbo .............. " All of us . Regardless of religion or race or colour or creed " .  

For once the four of us are in agreement about something .    

Your comrade , 

Ken