Reference :- A fake photo of an Australian soldier committing an atrocity has not been banned from Twitter .

Reference :-  Sky Anchor Rowan Dean can't understand why a cruel and obviously fake photo posted on twitter by a Chinese official has not been taken down . After all , they had no qualms about censoring Tweets by President Trump. 

It does seem unfairly biased at first glance to be sure , Rowan .  We had a round table discussion here at the Sky Reply .  Gabbo pointed out that throughout Australia's rich history we have published innumerable racist and anti-Chinese cartoons  . He found a few hilarious examples from the gold rush days . ( As an aside ,  you can tell from some of these that it was hot then too Rowan . Something you might like to use to ridicule this summer's heatwave reports .  )

Anyway Rowan , that  image (though clearly a cartoon ) is very disturbing , but it does reveal a crucial Chinese sentiment .  It is in the public interest that we see it . It should not be taken down . It is real , it is serious , and we need to consider our response . 

 On the other hand, fanciful lies told by President Trump on social media are dangerous.  Especially the ones pertaining to the gravity of the current pandemic .  Nurses describe caring for people who in their dying moments do not accept that they have a serious illness , and have become hysterical because they believe their carers are wearing masks unnecessarily . 

 The Chinese have used Twitter to post an obvious cartoon which uses hyperbole to make a strong statement we don't like . 

 President Trump has used Twitter as a platform from which to promulgate indisputable lies that are killing people . 

  There is a subtle difference Rowan . 

Your comrade ,  Ken .  

P.S .     Ken junior reckons the difference is not very subtle at all.

 

 

 

Reference :- Sky Anchor Paul Murray has had much to say about books recently .

 Reference :-  Woke folk are objecting to Jordan Peterson's new book containing " 12 more rules for life ".  Paul Murray is outraged that people could condemn a book just because they don't like it .  

You are so right Paul, it's appalling to watch the freedom of the press suffer like this .  Woody Allen and children's author J K Rowling have also had their books boycotted by crazy lefties . If you don't want to read a book , don't buy it I say . But don't threaten the freedom of the press .  

 Well Paul , enough of that .  I really enjoyed your latest  presentation, the one in which you condemned  that ridiculous Black Lives Matter children's book .  What a disgrace .  I agree with you that adults should not be allowed to fill the minds of children with such leftie rubbish .  As you pointed out on your show , the left has long pursued an agendum aimed at brainwashing our children while they are susceptible , often with books .

Anyway Paul , must rush . It's my turn to conduct Bible Class and read the kids some of those wonderful Old Testament stories that prepare them for life in the modern world .  

Thank you for remaining consistent in these troubled times . 

Your comrade ,  Ken .

Reference :- An invitation has been extended to Sky News anchor Paul Murray , fierce enemy of "the left ".

 Reference :-  Outspoken advocate for hard working families and enemy of "lefties ",   Paul Murray , has been invited to speak at the  Kooralya Workers' Alliance Annual General Meeting . 

Dear Paul , 

                     The silly season upon us , and folk are eager to fraternize and enjoy a good laugh after all the lockdowns .  Here in Kooralya we don't have access to the facilities enjoyed by folk in the big smoke , but we are proud of our local entertainment centre  .  It is a grand structure which was once the Kooralya Train Station , back in the days when efficient public transport was (rather quaintly ) considered to be worthwhile .  Some of the corrugated iron is rusty , but most of the ceiling fans still work and many a tourist has commented on the interior design with it's charming juxtaposition of masonite and asbestos sheeting . 

At the end of each year the Kooralya Workers Alliance  has a general meeting at the entertainment centre  and everybody in town shows up.   We always have a guest speaker , and we are writing to you in the hope that you will accept the role this year .  As a champion of the working class we know you will have much to say about the plight of hard working Australians . 

Without being too presumptuous , the Sky Reply team thought it would be helpful if we gave you a few tips in advance .  The ways of country folk vary from place to place , as you know , but we can assure you there are no crazy leftists in the Kooralya Workers Alliance .  Just hard working folk who want the best for their families . 

 Ken junior will introduce you , straight after his speech calling for the proletariat to have democratic input regarding control of the means of production .  He reckons that will give you a great opportunity to talk about the benefits of Workers Cooperatives .

Gabbo says you could also talk about the exploitation of indigenous cultures by the capitalist system and how this exploitation has also devastated the environment .

Monte is not much interested in ideology . Nevertheless , he has suggested that you refrain  from using swear words so as to appear tough , since there will be children present  .  He also says that your penchant for feigning masturbation before a live audience will not serve you well out here in Kooralya .  We may be a little old fashioned with our family values , but we do ask people to respect them . 

It is always nice to finish an oration on a light hearted note , with a joke . I am sure you have a few humorous stories about those crazy lefties you always bang on about , and never having seen one out our way that might be of interest to members of our Worker's Alliance . 

But if  you are short of inspiration for a joke , Gabbo has a few beauties about stupid fat white men you could run with .   I shouldn't tell you this , but we always present a gift to our guest speakers , and on this occasion we can present you with a copy of   " A Brief History of Neoliberalism " by David Harvey . 

It is a signed copy too .  Gabbo wrote to Mr Harvey and he very kindly sent a few signed copies free of charge . 

Don't forget to act surprised . 

Your comrade , Ken .   

P.S.   If you are able to bring a photo of a crazy leftie that would be of great interest .  Ken junior reckons they would all disguise themselves in suits and ties so they look sane , but that seems too obvious to me .

 

Reference :- Sky News constantly reminds us of the battle they wage against the " crazy left ".

Reference :-   What is a crazy leftist ?  Perhaps you are one yourself ?   This fun questionnaire might help you decide .  You will need to supply your own pencil and paper .

Start by giving yourself 100 bonus points . 

1.   If you now watch , or have ever watched , the taxpayer funded ABC ............deduct 30 points . 

2.   If you have ever made a semi-literate abusive comment on the Sky News website ..........add 30 points .

3.   If you believe in climate change ...................deduct 20 points .

4.   If you think Greta Thunberg is insane ...............add 20 points . 

5.   If you are now , or have ever been , a member of a union ................deduct 10 points . 

6.   If you believe big business will save the economy ................add 10 points . 

7.   If you think social security  recipients are destroying the economy ........add 10 points .

7.   If you have ever signed a petition calling for transparency or accountability ...............deduct 10 pts . 

8.   If you think that 5G caused the Covid pandemic ................add 30 points . 

9.   If you think Donald Trump actually won the 2020 Presidential election ...............add 30 points . 

10.  If you think the planet is facing it's sixth mass extinction ................deduct 30 points .  

Now add up your score to find your ideological rating . 

 If you achieved the maximum score of 200 you are one of the true conservatives and quiet Australians who are the backbone of the nation . 

A score of between 100 and 200 means that although you are a conservative there is room for improvement .  You need to watch Sky News more often . 

 A score of between  30 and  100 means you are slipping dangerously in a progressive direction .  You need to watch Sky News more often and also read the editorial articles in the Australian newspaper every day  . 

A score between minus 30 and 30 means you are a crazy leftist and beyond help.  Either get a job or go back to whatever hell hole country you illegally came from . 

This questionnaire has been a free service provided by  " The Friends of Sky News "  a non -profit organization dedicated to the fostering of harmony in our community . 

Your comrade , Ken .

Reference :- Feisty Sky News anchor Chris Kenny escalated his war against the ABC .

Reference :-  Chris Kenny has hit the deck running after his recent return from the USA .  

Well Chris , you certainly don't appear to suffer from jet lag .  None of us here at the Sky Reply have had the opportunity to do any globe trotting , but we hear it can be quite exhausting .   Anyway , it's good to see that you are unaffected and still in top form .  And congratulations for concealing your disappointment with the election result . Disappointment made worse , no doubt , by your erroneous predictions .  A lesser man might be miffed , but not you . 

Of course , you would have guessed that Paul Barry and his mob at the ABC ... I mean the "Taxpayer Funded ABC " , as it is now called , would take the opportunity to try and belittle you for backing the wrong Presidential candidate .    Forewarned is forearmed , as they say , and you certainly delivered a full broadside to Paul Barry when you said his comments ran off you like " water off a duck's back " . 

That had us laughing , so Monte  ( being our  numbers man ) decided to run a test , since we still have a few Orpingtons and Indian Runner Ducks thriving in the back yard despite the drought .    Ken junior got the hose out from under the tank stand , while Monte rounded up the ducks .  Gabbo was in charge of the timing .  

Indian Runner Ducks are tall and upright , unlike the squat Orpingtons  , so we figured water would run off their backs  faster .  But there wasn't much in it .   Gabbo timed 3 seconds for the Indian Runners , and 4 seconds for the Orpingtons .   

Monte then timed your rant about the unfairness of your treatment by the ABC , I mean The Taxpayer Funded ABC .  He says you moaned on for over 8 minutes .  (  505 seconds in fact . ) 

I guess that is not exactly in the " duck's back "  league , but you can hardly be blamed for resorting to hyperbole following such unfair provocation .  And thankfully  you didn't have to pay for the air time you  needed to vent your spleen , since I hear that is up in the thousands of quid per minute . 

Your comrade , Ken .

 

 

 

 

 

Reference :- Revelations of war crimes committed by Australian soldiers have shocked the nation .

Reference :-  Prime Minister , Mr Morrison , has offended  the Sky News anchors by criticizing the Australian Army .  What do you have to do to warrant criticism ?

The evidence is overwhelming .  

Some of our soldiers have committed atrocities . 

Some folk are outraged that ethical soldiers are being blamed for the actions of a few renegades .

But the innocent aren't being blamed . 

Some folk point at the shocking atrocities committed against us , calling these an excuse . 

But they aren't an excuse . 

 

In wars atrocities are committed .

We can't stop the other side from committing war crimes . 

We can only stop ourselves from committing them . 

If we don't ,  then what are we ?    .....................   ( Fill in  your own answer . )

The Sky Reply Team .

 

Reference:- The Sky News anchors are persisting with their opinion that the presidential election in the USA was rigged .

Reference :-   Sky News claims the USA election was fraudulent . It is the only story attracting viewers to their broadcasts at present . But it can't last .

Dear relentless pursuers of the truth at Sky News , 

With young Andy Bolt on leave (perhaps to explore the benefits of abstemious behavior ) the number of viewers tuning in to Sky News has plummeted .  The voter fraud story is all you have right now , and it won't last long .  Ken junior reckons it has nothing to do with Andy's absence , and everything to do with appalling journalism . The lad bristles with youthful vigour , and fails to understand that after a year of being wrong about almost everything , a mature journalist can become a tad weary and off their game  .  But keep your chins up , it is almost Christmas and there will be time to relax and prepare for a new year . 

 Don't let the fact that you were wrong about Mr Trump scoring a landslide victory shake your confidence .   Sadly , the revelation that you were also wrong about voter fraud is due to hit the news early in December . But once you have suffered that indignity you should have a clear run through to  Christmas . 

Numbers man here at The Sky Reply , Monte , tells me that some computer program called " Hammer " has been blamed for voter fraud .  Incorrectly , of course .  But  what a shame that Andy Bolt is on sabbatical .  Monte says that one of Andy's  favorite sayings  is  "  To a man with a hammer everything is a nail ".  Andy could have spun that into one of his witty editorial headlines .  

Anyway , stay chipper , the year is almost over .  Maybe Rowan Dean could reference the  "Hammer "  computer program in one of his weather reports .  When he plays music to fill in his time slot , he could use a clip of The Beatles  playing  " Maxwell's Silver Hammer " , while he makes one of his trademark hilarious observations . 

We are anticipating another hot summer  , so doubtless Rowan will be on the air quite a lot as he explains that we are actually entering another ice age .  

Your comrade, Ken .