Reference :- Feisty Sky News anchor Chris Kenny escalated his war against the ABC .

Reference :-  Chris Kenny has hit the deck running after his recent return from the USA .  

Well Chris , you certainly don't appear to suffer from jet lag .  None of us here at the Sky Reply have had the opportunity to do any globe trotting , but we hear it can be quite exhausting .   Anyway , it's good to see that you are unaffected and still in top form .  And congratulations for concealing your disappointment with the election result . Disappointment made worse , no doubt , by your erroneous predictions .  A lesser man might be miffed , but not you . 

Of course , you would have guessed that Paul Barry and his mob at the ABC ... I mean the "Taxpayer Funded ABC " , as it is now called , would take the opportunity to try and belittle you for backing the wrong Presidential candidate .    Forewarned is forearmed , as they say , and you certainly delivered a full broadside to Paul Barry when you said his comments ran off you like " water off a duck's back " . 

That had us laughing , so Monte  ( being our  numbers man ) decided to run a test , since we still have a few Orpingtons and Indian Runner Ducks thriving in the back yard despite the drought .    Ken junior got the hose out from under the tank stand , while Monte rounded up the ducks .  Gabbo was in charge of the timing .  

Indian Runner Ducks are tall and upright , unlike the squat Orpingtons  , so we figured water would run off their backs  faster .  But there wasn't much in it .   Gabbo timed 3 seconds for the Indian Runners , and 4 seconds for the Orpingtons .   

Monte then timed your rant about the unfairness of your treatment by the ABC , I mean The Taxpayer Funded ABC .  He says you moaned on for over 8 minutes .  (  505 seconds in fact . ) 

I guess that is not exactly in the " duck's back "  league , but you can hardly be blamed for resorting to hyperbole following such unfair provocation .  And thankfully  you didn't have to pay for the air time you  needed to vent your spleen , since I hear that is up in the thousands of quid per minute . 

Your comrade , Ken .