Reference :- Sky News claims the USA election was fraudulent . It is the only story attracting viewers to their broadcasts at present . But it can't last .
Dear relentless pursuers of the truth at Sky News ,
With young Andy Bolt on leave (perhaps to explore the benefits of abstemious behavior ) the number of viewers tuning in to Sky News has plummeted . The voter fraud story is all you have right now , and it won't last long . Ken junior reckons it has nothing to do with Andy's absence , and everything to do with appalling journalism . The lad bristles with youthful vigour , and fails to understand that after a year of being wrong about almost everything , a mature journalist can become a tad weary and off their game . But keep your chins up , it is almost Christmas and there will be time to relax and prepare for a new year .
Don't let the fact that you were wrong about Mr Trump scoring a landslide victory shake your confidence . Sadly , the revelation that you were also wrong about voter fraud is due to hit the news early in December . But once you have suffered that indignity you should have a clear run through to Christmas .
Numbers man here at The Sky Reply , Monte , tells me that some computer program called " Hammer " has been blamed for voter fraud . Incorrectly , of course . But what a shame that Andy Bolt is on sabbatical . Monte says that one of Andy's favorite sayings is " To a man with a hammer everything is a nail ". Andy could have spun that into one of his witty editorial headlines .
Anyway , stay chipper , the year is almost over . Maybe Rowan Dean could reference the "Hammer " computer program in one of his weather reports . When he plays music to fill in his time slot , he could use a clip of The Beatles playing " Maxwell's Silver Hammer " , while he makes one of his trademark hilarious observations .
We are anticipating another hot summer , so doubtless Rowan will be on the air quite a lot as he explains that we are actually entering another ice age .
Your comrade, Ken .
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