Reference :- A ceasefire agreement between Israel and Hamas has been signed .

Reference :-   The ceasefire agreement between Israel and Hamas has already been violated . 

Dear Mr Netanyahu , 

                                    Ceasefire deals are problematic at best . Through no fault of your own , Israel has already violated it's most recent ceasefire deal with Lebanon over 4000 times .  That's the trouble with ceasefire deals , it's almost impossible to make the other side agree to one unless you agree to stop killing people yourself . What sort of a deal is that ?   I see that you have already broken the recent deal with Hamas , by changing your mind about which Palestinian hostages ..... I mean criminals .... you are willing to release . Attempting to change the terms of a contract after it is signed by both parties is an invitation to conflict . Ken junior reckons that you are doing that deliberately to provoke Hamas, but personally I have always seen you as a man of peace . 

Anyway , as usual , when the Western press declares in disappointed tones that the destruction of Gaza  has resumed ( despite the fact that it had never paused for so much as a nanosecond )  you can blame Hamas for breaking the ceasefire " deal " .  But be aware that this time you may not be so readily believed by the great unwashed .  Ordinary folk , who had never heard of Zionism two years ago, and barely noticed whether or not there were Jewish folk in their community , have now become raving antisemites and tools of Hamas .  Your team in the Hasbara has been paying "  influencers " on the interweb  thousands of quid to post pro -Zionist propaganda , and it only seems to be making matters worse .  .    That Charlie Kirk chap ( may he rest in peace ) had been doing a good job on the campuses , convincing the young that Israel was fighting for good against evil  . Sadly , he has been assassinated .    Although , and perhaps I shouldn't say this , he had just changed his stance on the Gaza genocide ....I mean war .....  and become critical of Israel , so perhaps it is best that he is ...ahem , gone . 

One last thing .   It reeks of desperation when you try to convince the USA military that Iran will soon have an atomic bomb that they can launch as far as Florida  .  Nobody believes that . Try and stick to something more plausible . The "weapons of mass destruction " narrative has become cliched  . You are  cunning enough to have stayed out of an Israeli prison for years , so I reckon you can think of something that will restore your country's reputation . But you had better be quick , or the world will view Israel as a pariah state for decades to come . 

I hope you find this advice helpful . Keep a stiff upper lip . 

Your comrade , Ken . 

PS.   Doesn't your son live in Florida , to stay out of harms way ?   If you want folk to believe Florida could soon be obliterated in a nuclear attack by Iran , you had better find another villa for him ..... maybe in Tasmania ?