Reference :- Sometimes skeletons exit the closet at the least opportune time .
Dear Douglas ,
You have wisely manage to avoid the limelight since your credibilty was destroyed by that comedian chap , Dave Smith , on the Joe Rogan show . (At least , I assume your absence from the limelight has been intentional .) Sadly , just as your humiliation was becoming forgotten , something else has emerged to sully your reputation . Following it's revelation , everybody is gossiping about the 2014 speech you wrote for the Israeli Ambassador to the UN Security Council .
It goes without saying that it is strongly pro-Israel , and why not ? Apparently it also includes strong derogatory comments about European Muslims . And that is what the current scuttlebutt is all about .
Personally , I reckon you are entitled to work as a shill for any rogue state you like . After all , a journalist needs to make a few quid to feed himself . And the speech in question was written ten years ago , long before the current genocide ... I mean war against Muslim terrorism ..... in Gaza . I reckon the current criticism is a storm in a teacup .
However , you will suffer damage to your reputation for another reason . As a supposed intellectual with an Oxbridge ... or is it Camford ? ..... accent , you have unfortunately embarrassed yourself by writing the controversial speech in disgracefully poor English .
We are not finely educated here in Kooralya , but even though I left school at age 15 to drive tractors , I do wince when I read that speech you wrote in 2014.
For example :- " It's possible I have put in more diplomatic things than needed. But I think I have got in all the points discussed" The syntax would be disappointing in an essay by a ten year old for whom English is a second language .
I only made it to grade 9 , but even I could do better .
For example :- " I may have overdone the diplomacy , but I believe I have included all the points we discussed " .
Forget about the millions who have turned away from you already , they are never coming back . And your true supporters won't care that you have been an Israeli shill for years . But you will lose supporters among the neocon elite for appearing to be semiliterate . Not that I hold any prejudice against the semiliterate , but many folk do dislike those who pompously present themselves as intelligentsia , when in fact they are unable to write an elegant sentence .Sorry for the bad news Douglas , but feedback is important for those at the pinnacle of academic discourse.
Your comrade , Ken
PS . I was shocked to hear about the murder of young Charlie Kirk . If he had been under the protection of MOSSAD that would never have happened , don't you think ?
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