Reference :- The Sky Reply returns from holidays .

Reference :-  It has been quite a shock to return to the daily news after a well -earned holiday . 

 The extent to which Sky News has deteriorated during our holiday has shocked the team here at the Sky Reply . It will require another post to explore this sorry state of affairs . The other shocking news we encountered upon our return has been the devastation of the State of Israel .  Mr Netanyahu has been making mistake after blunder after miscalculation , and pushed the Zionist project to the edge of extinction .  And his handling of the Global Sumud Flotilla is yet another boo boo . He needs help . 

Dear Mr Netanyahu , 

                                      Let me start by stating something positive . It was a brilliant move  for you to rename the Freedom Flotilla the Hamas Terrorist Flotilla .   And the beauty of that ploy is that it doesn't look like a hilariously puerile and transparent attempt to discredit a humanitarian mission at all .  You really are a public relations genius .   And who cares if boarding the boats of the flotilla in international waters is a criminal act ?   That young Hegseth chap in the USA has already told the world that there are no rules in warfare , so if the USA couldn't care a sailor's cuss for international law , why should you ? I reckon you should spray as much skunk oil on those stupid pacifists as you can . 

Anyway , now that I have spread praise where it is due , I wish , if I may , to offer some light criticism .  Prior to inventing the brilliant moniker   " Hamas  Terrorist Flotilla " you labelled freedom flotillas " Selfie Flotillas " .    Indeed this was an effective way to ridicule the actions of those self -absorbed fake humanitarians . ( That ploy also avoided looking hilariously puerile and transparent , I don't know how you do it . )   But you have just made a mistake .   Forcing folk aboard the flotilla to fling their mobile  phones overboard  was unwise . Firstly , those phones were evidence from a crime scene , and would no doubt reveal those connections with Hamas terrorists that you regularly claim .  Secondly , they would show how sensitively and humanely the IDF ( the most moral army in the world ) handled the arrests . 

You could always edit out the parts where the IDF sprayed skunk oil about or , God forbid , did something a bit nasty .  Furthermore , it does look a bit shifty when you conceal evidence . Rather like those dodgy cops in the USA who turn off their body cameras before beating someone to death .  

Hopefully it's not too late , and you can save some footage for editing .  And if you find no incriminating evidence , you can always just make it up .   Surely you can see that if you first tell everybody to throw their phones into the briny deep , and  later say that you have loads of evidence on phones proving Hamas involvement , or footage of the impeccable behaviour of your military , folk might suspect that you are lying . 

Hope this has been helpful . 

Your comrade , 

Ken .