Reference :- It has been quite a shock to return to the daily news after a well -earned holiday .
The extent to which Sky News has deteriorated during our holiday has shocked the team here at the Sky Reply . It will require another post to explore this sorry state of affairs . The other shocking news we encountered upon our return has been the devastation of the State of Israel . Mr Netanyahu has been making mistake after blunder after miscalculation , and pushed the Zionist project to the edge of extinction . And his handling of the Global Sumud Flotilla is yet another boo boo . He needs help .
Dear Mr Netanyahu ,
Let me start by stating something positive . It was a brilliant move for you to rename the Freedom Flotilla the Hamas Terrorist Flotilla . And the beauty of that ploy is that it doesn't look like a hilariously puerile and transparent attempt to discredit a humanitarian mission at all . You really are a public relations genius . And who cares if boarding the boats of the flotilla in international waters is a criminal act ? That young Hegseth chap in the USA has already told the world that there are no rules in warfare , so if the USA couldn't care a sailor's cuss for international law , why should you ? I reckon you should spray as much skunk oil on those stupid pacifists as you can .
Anyway , now that I have spread praise where it is due , I wish , if I may , to offer some light criticism . Prior to inventing the brilliant moniker " Hamas Terrorist Flotilla " you labelled freedom flotillas " Selfie Flotillas " . Indeed this was an effective way to ridicule the actions of those self -absorbed fake humanitarians . ( That ploy also avoided looking hilariously puerile and transparent , I don't know how you do it . ) But you have just made a mistake . Forcing folk aboard the flotilla to fling their mobile phones overboard was unwise . Firstly , those phones were evidence from a crime scene , and would no doubt reveal those connections with Hamas terrorists that you regularly claim . Secondly , they would show how sensitively and humanely the IDF ( the most moral army in the world ) handled the arrests .
You could always edit out the parts where the IDF sprayed skunk oil about or , God forbid , did something a bit nasty . Furthermore , it does look a bit shifty when you conceal evidence . Rather like those dodgy cops in the USA who turn off their body cameras before beating someone to death .
Hopefully it's not too late , and you can save some footage for editing . And if you find no incriminating evidence , you can always just make it up . Surely you can see that if you first tell everybody to throw their phones into the briny deep , and later say that you have loads of evidence on phones proving Hamas involvement , or footage of the impeccable behaviour of your military , folk might suspect that you are lying .
Hope this has been helpful .
Your comrade ,
Ken .
