Thursday, January 9, 2025

Reference:- Veteran actor James Woods became teary while being interviewed about the loss of his mansion in the California wildfires .

 Reference:-  Folk who don't approve of Mr Wood's strong support for the genocide in Gaza , have suggested that the loss of his own house is Karma .

Dear Mr Woods , 

                                The team at The Sky Reply is greatly saddened to hear that your place has burned down . It is so unfair .  You chose your dwelling with great care , not expecting that it would be destroyed in a terrible conflagration .   I mean , if you had bought a place in Gaza , people would be laughing at you for choosing such a place to settle down in your dotage .  To use your very own words , people might even be saying that you and everybody you know , and your family , including the children ,  should all be killed and  buried with the entrails of pigs . ( Although , as you are a Catholic , I guess pig entrails mightn't bother you the way you assume they might bother a Muslim . )

Anyway Mr Woods , stay chipper , and think on the bright side . At least you don't have to move location every two days while wheeling a starving five year old child with no legs in a fucked wheelchair .   ( Excuse the strong language , but I am told you are comfortable with the use of profanity in your movies .  I must watch one some day . ) 

And here is a tip you might find useful . When your domicile burns to the ground  ,  deciding what to do next can be difficult ,  what with the despoilment of your goods and chattels and all . Why not ask for advice from one of the international charities that are kept busy erecting tents , feeding and providing medical care for the two million folk in Gaza who are doing it tough at the moment ?  Many of the humanitarian folk who work for those charities have not been killed yet , so I daresay you will be able to get somebody on the blower .  But don't delay , humanitarian workers  do have an appalling mortality rate . 

As expected,  the interweb is full of unkind remarks about your tragic loss , frequently referencing " Karma " .   A man of your stature has no truck with such ridiculous notions as "Karma " .  Just stand your ground and tell them in your trademark style  " go fuck yourselves " . 

Mind you , on this occasion I would refrain from saying they should all be killed and buried in pig's guts . It might be one or your best rebukes , but why tempt fate ....again ? 

And to quote our great socialist songster  , Bob Marley " Don't worry , about a thing . Cause every little thing , gonna be alright . " 

Your comrade , Ken .

PS .  Here's a little humour to cheer you up . Last night I was listening to the news of the Hollywood fires on our little radio . The reception is not good out here in Kooralya , but the vivid description of the devastating fires was successfully surfing the airwaves . .  Ken junior asked me what I was listening to . 

" Fox News " , I said . 

" Oh , I thought it was one of those old George Carlin stand-up comedy routines ." , Ken junior said . 

 Talk about laugh ! 

Your comrade , Ken


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