Reference :- Have you ever considered running for public office ?

Reference :-  Our simple five minute questionnaire can help you decide whether you should start a career in politics .

Running in an election is a time consuming , exhausting , and costly business .  If one has a 100% chance of winning at the polls , then all that expenditure is surely justified . But should one have a mere 1% chance , it would be unwise to embark upon such an enterprise .   Our simple questionnaire will take the guess work out of evaluating your chances of winning .  Simply answer the questions honestly , and score your points as you go. 

Firstly ,  start with 50 points , which equates to a 50% chance of being elected . 

For men , if you are solid family man with a happy marriage ....add 15 points . 

For men , if you are on your second marriage to a peroxide blonde ....subtract 15 points . 

 If the peroxide blonde spills the beans on everything after two glasses of bubbly .....subtract  another 25 points . 

For women , if you are happily married  ....add 15 points . 

For women , if you are having an  affair with a gambling  real estate developer .....subtract 25 points . 

If you have ever been arrested for speeding and drink driving in your Ferrari  .....subtract 20 points . 

If one of your children has ever been arrested for speeding and drink driving in your Ferrari .....subtract 10 points . 

If you are a man  , and have been photographed drunk at a nightclub in Denpasar .....subtract 10 points . 

If you are are woman and have been photographed drunk at a nightclub in Denpasar  ....subtract 30 points . 

If you are a man and you were filmed dancing shirtless with a ladyboy  in Bangkok .....subtract 15 points . 

If you are a woman and you were filmed dancing topless with a ladyboy in Bangkok ....... add 30 points . 

If you are a member of the local community and live in a modest house ............add 30 points . 

If you live in a 10 million dollar mansion behind security gates ......subtract 30 points . 

If you have a sense of humour .............add 20 points . 

If you think the television show " Friends " is funny .........subtract 20 points . 

If you are a man and look like Brad Pitt .......  add 50 points . 

If you are a man and look like Peter Dutton's psychopathic cousin ....subtract 30 points . 

If you are a woman and look like Cate Blanchett ............add 50 points . 

If you are a woman and look like Bronwyn Bishop's evil aunt ......subtract 50 points . 

If your son has ever been caught with 5 kilograms of cocaine ..........subtract 30 points . 

If your daughter runs a website like  " Juicy Lucy's Porn Bonanza " ..... subtract 1 point . 

If you ever said " Let's kill the poor . " at a  " Young Liberals "  meeting ........add 30 points . 

If the " Young Liberals "  meeting was filmed by The Guardian newspaper .........subtract 50 points . 

If you have ever taken a huge bribe ............subtract 30 points . 

If you have ever taken a huge bribe , but nobody can prove it ....................add 30 points .

If your intimate partner admires and loves you .......add 10 points . 

If your intimate partner is of the same gender ...... subtract 10 points . 

If your intimate partner hates you and has sold their story to Sky News for 50 grand ......subtract 40 points . 

If your intimate partner who sold their story to Sky News is of the same gender ...subtract another 30 points .

If you belong to a church.............add 10 points .

If you belong to a tax deductible cult run by pedophiles ...............subtract 10 points . 

If you have ever been on Jeffrey Epstein's yacht ........................subtract 30 points . 

Now add up your score to see how you rate . 

Any score over 50 means you should give it a go . 

If you have scored below 10 , don't quit your day job . 

Your comrade , Ken