Reference:- Deputy leader of the opposition , Sussan Ley , claimed that nobody in the world makes an electric ute . Sky News is unlikely to make a correction , so we will.
Dear Sussan ,
If you don't like something , it is unwise to pretend it doesn't exist . Sadly electric utes are made by several manufacturers , and Ford 's electric ute ( F-150 Lightening ) is so popular it sold out two years production in 48 hrs .
Ken junior reckons you were not just pretending electric utes don't exist , and that you simply had not done your research . I have always encouraged Ken junior to think the best of folk , and it is kind of him to give you the benefit of the doubt . As a public figure it is better to be caught talking garbage than straight out lying . Poor Mr Morrison found out about that the hard way and we should all take a lesson from that .
Anyway Sussan , in case somebody asks again , I have taken the liberty of providing you with some vital statistics regarding Ford's electric ute so you can pretend to be knowledgeable on the subject .
The F-150 has a 500klm range . It can tow 4 ton . During a blackout it can power your house for 3 days . It can run all your power tools at a worksite . It produces 563 horsepower and accelerates to 100klm/hr in under 5 seconds .
I must say those are impressive figures . They certainly put my 1970 Holden ute to shame . Mind you , I do love my ute and so does the dog . I bought it new from the local Holden dealer back in the day , and paid extra for the model with armrests on the door panels .
As it turned out I far prefer to drive with my elbow resting on the open window sill , so that was a waste of fifty quid . Then again , the dog stands on the passenger side armrest so he can hang his head out the window and loll his tongue the breeze , so I suppose it was worth it . Despite the rising cost of petrol I expect it will see me out . That is , it should see me out as long as Ken junior learns how to operate the column shift without crunching the bloody gears all the time .
Happy motoring ,
Your comrade , Ken .
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