Reference :- Mr Dutton told us that he expected the Jobs and Skills Summit would be detrimental to industrial relations and open the doors to union thuggery .
Dear Mr Dutton ,
The Jobs and Skills Summit has come and gone , and as yet the lads at the Sky Reply have not reviewed the results . But Ken junior reckons you should have attended . Especially if you thought it would result in damage to the country . Surely if you are concerned about the predicament of our citizens you should have attended in order to offer direction and advice . Furthermore you could have highlighted any mistakes in policy .
On the other hand , Gabbo reckons you don't care a fig for the plight of our citizens . He says you didn't attend because you feared that anything you said was likely to make you look foolish . That seems a tad unfair if you ask me .
Anyway , Gabbo has written a short poem on the subject . I wasn't going to include it here , but since a long time has passed since we last featured a poem , here it is . ( I guess the lads haven't been feeling very poetic lately , what with all the existential crises and all . )
The Opposition Leader and the Summit
by Gabbo
Mr Dutton , though he craves recognition,
Was clearly not in the position,
To attend the Job Summit ,
Lest the polls see him plummet ,
Further wounding his poor Coalition .
As you can see , the lads are out of practice with their poetry . God help us when we have to find something that rhymes with ICAC .
Your comrade , Ken .
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