Reference:- Sky News is wallowing in the doldroms , maybe another court case is what they need .
Dear cutting edge journalists at Sky News ,
For the love of God , what is wrong in the once bustling studios of Sky News ? Since the lads at the Sky Reply first started penning their support we have seen nothing but a steady and shabby decline in your standards . Jonesie is gone , Peta Credlin seems to be hiding much of the time , young Rowan Dean's prematurely furrowed brow is absent from climate reports , Andy Bolt keeps changing his mind concerning which far right opinions he categorically supports , and the master of disagreeability , Chris Kenny , is starting to disagree with his own team on serious issues .
It's time to pull yourselves together !
Sure , you were wrong about .... errr .... pretty much everything . Mr Trump , Mr Morrison and Mr Johnson are all history ( except of course for the continuing legal investigations ) , climate change has gone gangbusters , you were temporarily banned for spreading misinformation and your key anchors have been in court more often than Perry Mason . But you must move on from these minor setbacks .
Reading between the lines , Ken junior has subtly insinuated that my last analogy is flawed , since Perry Mason won his cases .
" Your last analogy is flawed . Perry Mason won his cases . " , Ken junior said .
" The really big court case between the Murdochs and the news platform Crikey is about to kick off . Crikey is being sued for defamation ", I said .
" The Murdochs can't win that .", Ken junior said .
" How can you be so sure ? " , I said
" Murdoch's crew defame people all the time . Ask Dangerous Dan Andrews , Sleepy Joe Biden , Each Way Albo , Comrade Rudd .. .and all the others . Plus Lachlan Murdoch himself , who raged against Sky News being banned for telling lies , is on record as saying we need more freedom of speech in Australia since we have a culture of litigation that needs to be curbed . " , Ken junior said .
" The beak won't be considering any of that when he reaches his verdict . " , I said
" Well if they win in court , the dirty laundry exposed will make them the losers in the public's eyes anyway ... and that is the verdict that counts most . " , Ken junior said
As much as I hate to admit it , the lad could be right for once .
Your comrade , Ken
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