Reference:- Many citizens are not sure how to cast their vote .

Reference :-   The Sky Reply questionnaire could help you decide which party deserves your vote . 

 

Last night the Sky Reply team sat down and completed the ABC Vote Compass online survey   .   There sure were a lot of questions to answer  , and some needless repetition . Plus it took a long time , and many folk are busy with other pressing matters . Like revising their household budgets to deal with the many economic challenges confronting them , or selling any superfluous goods and chattels  ( like fridges and washing machines ) on Gumtree . 

As a service to the community we have distilled the ABC Vote Compass down to it's essentials , to make it easier . We were going to call it The Sky Reply Vote Sat Nav , but Ken junior reminded us that Sky News does that already .  Which is true , all one has to do is flick on Sky News , and a firm voice will tell you where to direct your vote .  It certainly saves a lot of thinking , but some folk may wish to do at least a little  thinking before casting their vote .  

  Can't work out who to vote for ?   This simple questionnaire will help you decide . 

  1    What is the current unemployment rate ? 

          a         5%

          b         4%

          c          Ahhh errrr  4 point ..... I dunno . 

          d          couldn't give a rat's arse 

  2     Who is our greatest enemy ? 

         a      China 

         b      Russia 

         c      Wall St

         d      All of the above 

3.     When does Scott Morrison tell lies ? 

       a      All the time .

       b     When he feels like it .

       c     To cover his mistakes .

       d     All of the above 

4     The huge national debt is :- 

       a      unsustainable 

       b      the fault of big companies that pay no tax

       c      the fault of doll bludgers 

       d      couldn't give a rat's arse 

5     A hung parliament will :-

      a      ruin the country.

      b      give a voice to the people .

      c      send a message to the major parties .

      d      make bugger-all  difference . 

6    Climate change is :-

     a   A hoax .

    b   A threat .

    c   An existential threat .

    d   We are all going to die !

Now you can calculate your score , as follows .     For each a , b , or c answer , score 1 point . 

For each d answer score 1000 points .  

If your total score is between the 6 and 6000 , either candidate deserves  your vote . Always remember what your vote can do  . ( Refer to 5d above ). 

 

Actually , we are just joking ...

For the love of God vote the fucking LNP out !! 

And hope like mad an ICAC is established so that the vile privileged grifters go to jail !! 

This has been a nonpartisan community service announcement by The Sky Reply . 

 ( authorized by Ken junior , Gabbo and Monte . Kooralya ) 

Your comrade , Ken .