Reference :- And it's not just the clicking that is furious .
As the senior editor of the Sky Reply , I find I must curb the anger of the Sky Reply Team as they respond to recent events . The last thing we need is the anti- terrorist squad banging on our door .
I mentioned this to the team .
" Cool it lads , the last thing we need is the anti-terrorist squad banging on our door ." , I said .
" They can't get here because of the floods .", Ken junior said .
" Nothing we type is untrue .", Monte said .
" They just lost their case after arresting Kristo Langker . " , Gabbo said .
" But he had massive crowd funding to pay his lawyers . " , I said
( To remind everybody , Kristo had been arrested by the NSW anti -terrorist squad for asking the deputy premiere of NSW ......now retired in disgrace ......an awkward question . )
After a cuppa , everybody settled down a bit . It seems that the latest Sky News presentation by young Chris Kenny had caused the consternation . That, and the delayed response of the PM to the flood disaster.
It is said that one must always look for the bright side in any situation , hard to find though it can be .
I must admit that during Chris Kenny's interview with Shadow Emergency Minister , Murray Watt , young Chris was so hostile and vindictive that he became laughably irrational . But on the bright side , his interview received an equally laughable 45 thumbs up from viewers , on the day , so hardly anybody saw him make a belligerent fool of himself .
Schopenhauer could have written a book about the idiocy of Chris Kenny's arguments , best highlighted by his closing remark , paraphrased below .
" By pointing out that people are unhappy with the federal response to the flood I worry that you are just making the situation worse " .
" What 'situation ' does he mean ? " , Ken junior said
" Scott Morrison's rapidly declining credibilty . " , Gabbo said
Anyway , we changed the subject by tearing open some more of the many entries in the limerick competition that have been sent to us from around the world , and decided that another deserves to be on the short list . It was a bit soggy and the ink had run , making it hard to read , but that did lend a certain pathos , so we decided to include it .
Morrison Lets Us Down Again , by anon .
Finally he's seen the urgency ,
Of declaring a state of emergency ,
But it wasn't the flood ,
Or the oceans of mud ,
It was fear of a Labor insurgency .
Your comrade , Ken
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