Reference :- As a service to the community , the Sky Reply has placed an advertisement in it's " Lost and Found " section .

 Reference :-  The Sky Reply has placed the following advertisement on the interweb .  

 

                                             REWARD OFFERED FOR LOST ITEM 

 

"  A reward is being offered for the recovery of a lost Emergency Response Fund .   It was first seen in 2019 when Mr Morrison and the coalition described it in glowing terms as a 4 billion quid stockpile of cash which would be used to help communities recover from natural disasters .  The last reported sighting was earlier this year by a Wall St banker , who described it as in good health and said it was now worth 4.8 billion quid . 

 A spokesman for Goldman Sachs said he had no idea of it's current whereabouts but had no concerns for it's safety .  

 Anybody finding the lost fund is asked to return it at their earliest convenience , since almost everybody  in Australia is now suffering from a disaster of one kind or another .  Especially Mr Morrison . 

To the person who finds the fund ,  the Sky Reply is offering a free one year subscription .  Sky contributor , Monte ,  has also offered a free tour of the flood devastated areas on the back of  his Yamaha trail bike .  Considering the price of petrol these days , and the number of floods , that reward alone is valued at about 25 grand  .  "

We are confident that somebody will come forth before long  . After all , 4.8 billion quid can hardly disappear when it is in the safe company of big business , can it ? 

Your comrade , Ken