Reference :- The Prime Minister has given his speech , complete with three word slogan .

Reference :-     Mr Morrison's new three word slogan is a tad disappointing . 

 

 I was rolling pizza dough when Ken junior walked into the kitchen . 

" Morrison used a three word slogan , as we thought . " , Ken junior said 

" What was it ? ",  I said 

" He referred to an Arc of Autocracy " ,  Ken junior said . 

" Is that Arc with "c"  or Ark with a "k" ? " ,  I said 

" Dunno . ",   Ken junior said. 

" Well , Ark with a "k" has biblical significance , and Mr Morrison is a loyal member of a government funded bible cult  . ",  I said . 

 " Arc with a "c" might refer to the way Russia and China form an arc across the northern hemisphere " , Ken junior said . 

" You don't think Ark is an obscure  reference to the annual once in a thousand year floods ? " , I said . 

" Who cares?  He only said it to scare us . ",  Ken junior said . 

" Well it has too many syllables . Arc of Aggression would be better . Anyway , who the hell knows what an autocracy is ? " , I said . 

 " For a bloke with Covid he didn't so much as sniff once during the entire speech . " , Ken junior said 

 " They probably edited  out the sniffs and coughs ." , I said . 

   Ken junior narrowed his eyes .

  " Seamlessly ." ,  Ken junior said . 

   Ken junior is inclined to view politicians with suspicion ... for some reason . 

  Your comrade , Ken