Reference : - What will the Prime Minister say ? The Sky Reply Team are making guesses .
With an election looming , we expect Mr Morrison will introduce a new three word marketing slogan in today's speech to the nation. The old " jobs and growth " catchphrase is sounding very dated these days , so we anticipate something fresh .
There is nothing like a war , or the threat of one , to stir the imagination , and we reckon a war based three word slogan is on the cards .
With Russia and China on the nose at present , one of those " axis of evil " slogans is the way to go .
Ken junior reckons saying that we face a " crescent of communism " might work .
Monte suggested " Putin's pernicious partnership " .
But Gabbo says the words need to be much shorter .
It is very hard to condense a complex military debacle that evolved over decades ,with mistakes on both sides , into a three(short )word catchphrase . But we are confident that Scotty from marketing can do it .
Meanwhile , here is the next limerick on the shortlist .
" Scotty from Marketing " by anon
There once was a lying Prime Minister ,
And nothing could he administer ,
Lest we showed him the door ,
He talked up some war ,
A strategy cunning and sinister .
If we are correct about Mr Morrison's new marketing slogan , we will mention it in the next Sky Reply .
( If we are wrong , we will delete this post immediately .)
Your comrade , Ken .
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