Reference :- The founder of the Hillsong Church has been stood down .
Dear Mr Morrison , sir ,
What terrible timing . You have enough on your plate at present without your spiritual mentor being stood down for misdemeanors of a sexual nature just prior to an election .
Poor Mr Houston , it is sad to see that he has lost his job . At least you are in a position to ensure that his dole payments arrive in a timely manner . Mr Houston has explained that he was not responsible for his unwelcome saucy antics , since he was wacked out of his tree on pills and booze at the time the turpitude was committed .
Surely that is an explanation that would satisfy most reasonable folk .
Ken junior thinks it says something about the consolations of godliness , if a chap , despite being in constant communication with the almighty creator , still needs pills and booze to get through each day .
But I look at it this way , if nobody was tempted to sin , there would be no need for forgiveness . And forgiveness is one of the foundation stones of any religion worth it's salt . The price of forgiveness is a great little earner .
Anyway Mr Morrison , although I am sure your heart is fairly brimming with forgiveness , I reckon you should distance yourself from this scandal as much as possible . If anybody starts an investigation , or wants charges to be laid , you need to have a response already at hand .
Ken junior suggests " I cannot comment since there is an investigation underway . "
Monte reckons , " That is a matter for the state to deal with , it is not a federal responsibility ".
Gabbo offered , " I won't have people bad mouthing Christianity like that . "
My suggestion is " I have spoken with my wife and kids about it , and they tell me we should forgive Brian , who has suffered enough already . "
That gives you something to work with for now .
Good luck in the coming election .
Your comrade , Ken
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