Saturday, March 19, 2022

Reference :- As the election approaches , the complexity of political debate is increasing .

Reference :-   Unfortunately ,  some of the current political debate is occurring within the coalition . 


Dear Mr Morrison , sir , 

                                          These are challenging times indeed.  And more than ever the coalition must present a united front against the green left.    That is why it is essential for the Libs and the Nats to flog the same narrative to the great unwashed . 

So imagine our disappointment when we  saw that you and the leader of the Nats ( Mr Joyce )  were at loggerheads  regarding a key issue .    You were the first to raise the issue , which is clearly of national importance and could have easily been overlooked while other disasters continue to dominate  the headlines .  

I refer , of course , to your observation that the leader of the opposition, Mr Albanese  has lost weight .  Obviously this is just a cynical attempt by Mr Albanese to impress the electorate , and it is important that you expose such skullduggery . 

Unfortunately , your sidekick in the Nats , Mr Joyce , subsequently stated that he admired Mr Albanese for losing weight , and admitted he wished he could shake off some avoirdupois himself .  At least he stopped short of suggesting that you are yourself bordering dangerously close to morbid obesity . 

Anyway , Mr Morrison ,  Ken junior reckons it was not a major balls up  , but nonetheless it does illustrate how careful one must be to ensure a consistent narrative . 

Your comrade , Ken . 

PS  Don't take this the wrong way , but I hear that Jenny Craig is offering special deals at present.


                        

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