Reference :- Unfortunately , some of the current political debate is occurring within the coalition .
Dear Mr Morrison , sir ,
These are challenging times indeed. And more than ever the coalition must present a united front against the green left. That is why it is essential for the Libs and the Nats to flog the same narrative to the great unwashed .
So imagine our disappointment when we saw that you and the leader of the Nats ( Mr Joyce ) were at loggerheads regarding a key issue . You were the first to raise the issue , which is clearly of national importance and could have easily been overlooked while other disasters continue to dominate the headlines .
I refer , of course , to your observation that the leader of the opposition, Mr Albanese has lost weight . Obviously this is just a cynical attempt by Mr Albanese to impress the electorate , and it is important that you expose such skullduggery .
Unfortunately , your sidekick in the Nats , Mr Joyce , subsequently stated that he admired Mr Albanese for losing weight , and admitted he wished he could shake off some avoirdupois himself . At least he stopped short of suggesting that you are yourself bordering dangerously close to morbid obesity .
Anyway , Mr Morrison , Ken junior reckons it was not a major balls up , but nonetheless it does illustrate how careful one must be to ensure a consistent narrative .
Your comrade , Ken .
PS Don't take this the wrong way , but I hear that Jenny Craig is offering special deals at present.
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