Reference:- The shelves at the local store are bare . Something must be done .
We have run out of of groceries and other essentials at present . We used to call such a circumstance a life threatening shortage , although these days the preferred terminology is " supply chain problem " . It's a long way to the big smoke . A gentleman of my years needs to take it easy , so I figured Ken junior should volunteer to undertake the long drive in the ute .
" You will have to take the ute and get some supplies . " , I said .
" Not to the big smoke , I hate it there . " , Ken junior said .
" We have no choice . " , I said
" But the roads are stuffed from the weekend floods . " , Ken junior said
" We can't let the damage from a once in a hundred years flood deprive us of essential goods . ", I said
" That's the fifth once in a hundred years flood we've had since I got my license . ", Ken junior said .
" Be that as it may , you just have to make the trip. There a lots of things we need , and we are relying on you . " , I said .
" It's a bloody rat race down there , I won't go . ", Ken junior said .
" Look son , I know it is a rat race down there , but we don't need rapid antigen tests , they aren't vital right now ", I said .
" What is vital right now ? " , Ken junior said .
" The items on this list I am handing you . " , I said
Ken junior looked at the list .
" These things aren't very essential . " , Ken junior said .
" We are also out of beer . " , I said .
" Are the keys in the ute ? " , Ken junior said .
" Yeah. And don't thrash it , it's overdue for a service . " , I said .
We should see him back here by Saturday , all going well.
Your comrade , Ken
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