Reference :- Shock jock Alan jones has been sacked .

 

 Reference :-   It looks like Alan Jones won't be seen on Sky News from the end of this month . 

Dear hard working management at Sky News , 

Here at the Sky Reply we are quite worried about your YouTube channel .   You have just sacked Alan Jones , and we fear that Peta Credlin and Andrew Bolt may soon join him on the dole queue. 

A chap can't help but wonder if the sacking has anything to do with that Senate inquiry into the media and the recent temporary ban imposed on Sky News for spreading misinformation .   But if so , there are other ways you could address the issue . 

For starters , it was probably a mistake calling the program " Sky News " in the first place .  That moniker implies that the viewer has tuned into an actual news service , which is simply not the case .   On the other hand , calling the program  " Sky Capitalist Propaganda " lacks appeal , even though it is a more honest description . 

Before you toss any more employees on the scrap heap , perhaps a marketing guru can come up with a better name . It's no good asking Scotty from marketing , since now he has become the Prime Minister   his hands are full placating the fossil fuel lobbyists .  But Ken junior has come up with a few names that you may wish to consider . And here they are . 

1.   " The Sky Comedy Hour  " 

 2.     " Rowan Dean's Laugh-In . " 

2.   "  Not the Eight  O'clock News . "   

4.   "  Peta Credlin's Flying Circus " 

5.    " Yes Senator " 

6.    " The Not So Young Ones ".

7.   " Gripping Yarns " . 

The possibilities are endless .  Nobody could accuse you of spreading misinformation again if you present Sky News as a comedy show . 

Since we thought of it first , a significant donation to The Sky Reply would be appreciated.  Naturally the money won't go to me but will be spent  on infrastructure  (probably  rooftop solar panels and an electric ute ) .  Like you , we are ideologically opposed to extravagant executive bonuses .

Your comrade , Ken . 

P.S.  Send cash , it saves a lot of paperwork when we submit our quarterly BAS to the tax office .