Reference :- Our leaders keep asking " Who is going to pay for the transition to renewables ? "
This does seem to be a difficult question . But Gabbo said we should approach it logically by compiling a list of those who might be able to pony up for the invoice . At first the list was rather long , and nebulous , and at times downright silly . For example , clearly we can't expect Martians to pay . Monte suggested that we could ask God , but judging from the way he needs millions of folk to pass the donations tray around every Sunday , he is obviously a bit short of funds himself .
Ken junior suggested the oft mentioned "future generations" , but who knows how cashed up they are likely to be .... or how many will actually exist ?
I suggested " the government " , but Gabbo reminded me that the government only has the money it raises from taxes .
" The government only has the money it raises from taxes . " , Gabbo said .
" But the government can print as much money as it likes . " , I said
" That money always ends up concealed within shell companies in the Cayman Islands ." , Gabbo said .
Anyway , to cut to the chase , we ended up with a greatly simplified list of possible sources of funds to deal with climate change . And here it is .
1 . The rich .
2. The poor .
Gabbo grabbed his biro and crossed out ' The poor " .
" Hang on Gabbo . We agreed to discuss this . Why have you dismissed the poor so quickly ? " , I said .
" Because they can't afford it. " , Gabbo said .
" The rich won't be pleased about picking up the tab . " , I said .
" Nonagga maroo . " , Gabbo said .
Gabbo has a penchant for expressing his most profound thoughts in his native tongue.
" What does that mean ? " , I said .
" It means ' stiff shit ' . ", Gabbo said .
Gabbo's appraisal may be brief , but it is surprisingly complete .
Your comrade , Ken .
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