Reference :- The Sky Reply has offered a job to Alan Jones .

Reference:-   Although he has been made redundant by the Sky News executives , there is a job available for Alan Jones here at the Sky Reply . 

Dear Alan , 

                       It's utterly ridiculous . Who could believe that you have been unceremoniously thrown on the scrap heap by the shortsighted management at Sky News .  You have got to wonder how many towns are missing their village idiot . As far as we are concerned the whole incompetent motley crew at Sky News management are off their tree and should be rowed out to sea and thrown overboard in a chaff bag . Well it wont be long before those overpaid elites discover they are out of touch with the average aussie and that they have made a big mistake pandering to the lefist woke brigade and those science denying climate alarmists . "Go woke , go broke " is the saying isn't it ? I think it speaks strongly of your integrity the way you have accepted their decision like a man and rejected their pathetic offer of some piddling job on a program that gets fewer views than repeat episodes of The Phyllis Diller Show . We certainly will miss your energetic no holds barred presentations.  Sure , you occasionally overstep the bounds of some ridiculous code of conduct which was probably installed during one of Labor's catastrophic stints at the helm of the nation , but at least you tell it like it is . And despite the occasional appearance in court and a few legal fees you have still managed to stash away millions of  quid for your retirement . And good on you . It goes to show that in this country you can start with nothing and still get rich if you work your guts out and pal up with a few billionaire entrepreneurs instead of relying on government handouts that the rest of us  have to pay for .  And no need to be obsequious about it , not in a country like ours .  But sadly I say , and I will say it again , even though none of the morons ever listen , this country is going down the tube faster than the 7 am train to Piccadilly Circus . And you can quote me on that . But Alan we know you still want a job in the media . Its not the money , vulgar wealth has never impressed you , it's your need to have a voice.  And the country also needs your voice since nobody can do a presentation that replicates your unique style . Peta Credlin tries hard , but when it's needed most but she lacks your feminine touch . Why not consider working for The Sky Reply out here in Kooralya where the real Aussies , the quiet Australians , reside ?   There are no latte sipping inner city greenies out here and we would welcome you at our  chapter of the rural worker's club . Gabbo  said he reckons you always have been a country member and  you can get back to your roots .  At least I think that is what he said . The pay may not be great , but that's not the point is it ?  We may lack some of the facilities you are accustomed to , but I am sure that if you whispered in the ears of a few rich mates they would happily knock up a casino for you here as a tribute , which would do wonders for the local economy . Seriously Alan , a tree change will do you good . Let us know when you are ready and we can discuss the terms of the contract . The verandah sleepout  is already set up , but remember to bring your own Remington and a few spare ribbons . 

Your comrade , Ken