Reference :- Tucker was keen to hear the disturbing details that surround the recent banning of Sky News from You Tube for one week .
That was well done Sharri , scoring an interview with Tucker Carlson . And we can see that you did your research . Young Tucker has recently been given the green light by the Supreme Court Of the United States to freely use hyperbole and " alternative facts " on his show . Clearly an energetic approach to the interview was required.
You also needed a good banner headline , and calling the one week suspension of Sky News on You Tube " the most extreme cancellation of free speech imaginable " served that purpose well .
Sadly I missed some of the interview because the lads at the Sky Reply were laughing so much .
" Will you lot can it , so I can hear the interview . What's so funny? " , I said .
" The most extreme cancellation of free speech imaginable ... that's hilarious ." , Gabbo said
" If you're so smart , name something that would be more extreme . " I said .
" How about being cancelled on you tube for EIGHT days . " Gabbo said .
Gabbo can be annoying at times , with his cheeky quips .
" Stop being so literal . The days don't matter , its the principal . " I said .
" Well how about the record 274 journalists worldwide who are in prison . That's worse than a one week ban on You Tube . " , Gabbo said .
" Look Gabbo , sometimes hyperbole helps get a message across . " I said .
Gabbo said nothing .
" Remember when Ken junior told me I was the worst father in the world because I wouldn't lend him the ute to do burnouts at the Kooralya Bachelor and Spinsters Ball ? " I said .
Gabbo said nothing .
" Does that mean Ken junior really does think I am the worst dad in the world ? " , I said .
" Yeah , I think so . " , Gabbo said .
If the lads don't calm down , they will soon experience " the most extreme cancellation of their privileges imaginable " . I won't let them have a pizza delivered for a week .
Your comrade , Ken .
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