Reference :- Internationally admired Prime Minister of Australia , Mr Scott Morrison , looks more like Boris Johnson every day .

 Reference :-  Mr Morrison became  a little techy in Parliament . And so did the Speaker of the House of Reps . 

Dear Mr Morrison , Sir , 

 We were watching your usual statesmanlike performance in Parliament  recently , and everybody commented on your appearance .  Admittedly the picture on the tele wasn't very good , since we were at a comrade's tent out in the caravan park where the reception is poor .  Quite a few of the locals are still living at the caravan park after losing their houses , goods , chattels and groceries in the bush fires .  I was about to say "recent " bushfies , but they are ancient history and mostly forgotten now , it seems . 

The Kooralya caravan park was never considered a scenic location , situated as it is alongside the council tip .   Although now that most of the town has burned to the ground , and since nobody can afford to remove the charred and rusty debris , it is probably true to say that the Budget Caravan Park is now one of the towns better suburbs . 

Anyway Mr Morrison , I digress .  What we wish to know is whether or not you have decided to mimic the UK  Prime Minister , Boris Johnson .   We can't help but notice that you are overdue for a haircut .  Ken junior reckons you are too busy to get a haircut .  But you seem to find time to holiday in Hawaii or visit graveyards in Old Blighty whenever you fancy .  And you often  hide from everybody for days on end , so I don't think time is the issue .   I suspect that you are deliberately trying to emulate Mr Johnson's bizarre coiffure with your few remaining follicles . 

And it's not just the hair .  Your recent exchange with the Speaker of the House reminded us of those occasions  in the UK parliament when Mr Johnson and the speaker ,  Mr Berkow,  began yelling at each other . 

You might not have noticed , but Mr Berkow has quit both his job and the Tory party . Furthermore , he has joined Labor after declaring his disgust with Mr Johnson's  government .  Our Speaker of the House , Mr Tony Smith MP,  might also quit the Liberals and join the Labor party if you keep causing him grief .  So do be careful .  You need all the allies you can muster in these challenging times . 

Your comrade , Ken .