Reference :- Victoria's Premier , Daniel Andrews , is back at work , much to Peta Credlin's disgust .

Reference :-  It looks like Peta Credlin is a tad fixated . She won't stop attacking Victoria's premier . 

 Take it easy Peta , this  Daniel Andrews fixation is aging you .    It's a tough job you have , trying to hold the fort as the entire neo-liberal agenda collapses due to catastrophes of it's own making .  And as if hiding some facts , distorting others  and  making a few up isn't difficult enough , you have to watch your back as well.  

That stunning young Sky reporter , Sharri Markson  , is rapidly gaining popularity  . She already has a Walkley Award for Journalism in her pool room , and has written a book " What Really Happened in Wuhan " which is due for release in a few weeks .  Her beauty gives her the advantage of being able to criticize folk without looking like a witch .

Admittedly you just received an Order of Australia  for something or other , but that stuffy old award has already been forgotten by the great unwashed .    You need something fresh , and banging on relentlessly about Mr Andrews is doing you no favors .  At this rate it won't be long before young Sharri leaves you floundering in her wake . 

Nonetheless , I did like the way you spun Mr Andrews'  ( Chairman Dan to you ) press release . Calling it " slick and expensive " was an inspired way to address the fact that it was well done .  One runs the risk of seeming jealous when one employs such a strategy , like somebody who describes their neighbor's new car as " flash and expensive ".   But you got away with it . Ken junior reckons it was because your eyes were so chillingly cold when you announced that Mr Andrews had recovered from his dreadful injuries . 

Anyway Peta , regardless of whether you heed our advice , do take care that you don't  attract the attention of those chaps in the  " fixated persons unit " who recently arrested a young comedian in his own home .   You have faced punitive litigation  in the past ( Is that a prerequisite for recipients of the Order of Australia ? ) , and you need to avoid unnecessary stress as you focus on preserving your position at Sky News . 

 Your comrade , Ken