Tuesday, June 29, 2021

Reference :- It's so hot in parts of the USA right now that local authorities have set up cooling rooms for people .

Reference :-   This news might trouble Sky weather boy Rowan Dean  . 

Say Rowan , where are you young chap ?  No doubt you are  searching for the latest from Electroverse and explanations by the mysterious Cap Allon  . Look , try not to panic . You lose credibility by ignoring refrigerated rooms full of gasping Americans battling heatstroke  .   

Here's a plan . Why not show all those folk lying on stretchers in cold rooms trying not to die , but put some spin on the images .  You do spin well, so be confident .  What you could say is that people stateside are inhabiting refrigerated rooms in order to prepare their bodies for the imminent ice age you and Cap Allon  keep telling us about .  But don't  mention all the broken heat wave records , people get confused if there is too much detail . 

 And Rowan , don't hide until next winter , we miss you .

Your comrade , Ken  

 


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