Reference :- Watching all the " global warming craziness " could be enough to make Andy Bolt hit the bottle .
Andy and Rowan , you kept asking the question " Who are these scientists who believe in climate change ? " It's a good question indeed gentleman , and we are here to help you find the answer .
Of course Ken junior , the crazy leftist , reckons you could just pick the name of any scientist at random from the telephone directory and there is a 97% chance that they will be one of the ones you are seeking .
But is that true ? Climate scientists claim it is true of their own area of expertise , but it's unlikely that they speak for all scientists .
What about entomologists and cosmologists and geneticists and dentists and all those other folk sporting " ist " suffixes in their curricula vitae . Do they believe in the crazy climate change predictions ?
Fortunately somebody has recently done the hard work and explored this question . And not a crazy leftist , thankfully . That comfortably conservative periodical our billionaires enjoy perusing ( Forbes Magazine ) recently published an article by a learned lecturer at Houston University named Eric Ritchie . That well researched article tells us precisely what we need to know .
Mr Ritchie ( no the name is not made up ) has great experience as a lecturer in construction management for the oil and gas industries . Clearly he could be relied upon to produce an unbiased assessment of this supposed fossil fuel induced climate change crisis.
And as expected , after much manipulation of the figures from several studies , he has concluded that the 97 % figure is a gross exaggeration .
Indeed , he believes that the true figure sits somewhere between 80 % and 90%.
Ken junior reckons that certain scientists who are making a few quid from the fossil fuel industry , like geologists , might be reluctant to bite the hand that feeds them . But what has that got to do with anything ? The numbers are the numbers I say , and you wouldn't catch me cancelling a joy flight just because 80 % of the engineers who checked the plane said it would crash .
Your comrade , Ken .
PS Rowan , might I suggest you start each interview with Andy by giving him a warm smile . At the moment you glance at him with a look that suggests you are worried about how much Scotch is perfusing his liver .... and his brain .
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