Reference :- Sky anchor Chris Kenny is in desperate need of advice .

 Reference :-   Chris Kenny is trying to fight wars on two fronts . He needs some friendly advice  . 

 Jeez Chris,  you sure have copped a flogging on those trendy new social media platforms lately  . Well actually that's not totally correct  . You have copped a flogging in the media generally . Well , flogging might not be the right word either . Ken junior calls it  "  the most devastating humiliation of a middle aged tool head by someone half his age that the world has ever seen ".  

 Anyway Chris , there is no point in letting Ken junior's spiteful woke Marxism dishearten you . You have been trying to fight wars on two fronts lately .   You have been fighting the ABC  ...sorry , I mean the TAXPAYER FUNDED ABC for years now , and with some success .   Plus , despite your risky use of the " taxpayer funded " moniker you have managed to conceal the fact that taxpayers have also funded the Murdoch propaganda empire to the tune of tens of millions of quid . 

But you were unwise to declare war on a second front while you have so few resources at your disposal.

(  You know the resources to which I allude  ..... facts , reliable sources , statements that aren't blatant lies...that sort of thing . ) 

I am referring of course to your disastrous brawl with that irritating young lad you pretend you don't know , " Friendlyjordies "  .   You should walk away from that debacle while you still have a skerrick of credibility. 

Ken junior tells me that your riposte on Sky News only gleaned  one view for every seven views  that young Jordie scored .  Annoyingly , young Jordie also scored 100 thumbs up for every disgruntled thumbs down , whereas you achieved six disgruntled thumbs down for each of your thumbs up . 

Those numbers are  disappointing at best Chris , and although a man with your talent could doubtless improve them  by relentlessly banging on and pretending to laugh , you have to ask yourself  " Is it worth the effort ? " 

There are many serious issues that require your in depth analysis , and wasting time in a pointless popularity contest has seen many an experienced journalist consigned to the dole queue . 

As a keen fan , I humbly suggest that you take a break for awhile . You can return refreshed  when young Jordie has found another caustic far right commentator to ruthlessly humiliate .  You are welcome to stay with us here in Kooralya .   The weather is congenial at this time of the year , and Ken junior says he would love to take you bowling at our new ten pin alley .  That would certainly help you forget all about that annoying Jordie fellow . 

Your comrade , Ken . 

PS  Give us plenty of notice if you decide to visit , so we can post you a wig and a fake beard  .  The chaps at the local chapter of The Fabian Society are best kept in the dark about some things .