Thursday, March 18, 2021

Reference :- Sky host Peta Credlin has been asked to challenge Victorian Premier , Daniel Andrews , in the next election .

 Reference :-   Veteran shock jock , Alan Jones , has asked Peta Credlin to run in the next Victorian election . 

That is a great compliment by your comrade , Peta .  Sky weather boy , Rowan Dean , also supports you .

 And I see that there are already 380 people on You Tube who have given you a thumbs up . 

Furthermore , this is the ideal time to start  your challenge , what with poor Daniel all smashed up from a recent fall .  With any luck he will be so full of narcotic analgesics he won't know what day it is . 

The polls may show that Mr Andrews  ( or dodgy Dan as you call him ) is riding a wave of popularity , but let's face it , people will soon tire of his softly spoken pragmatism and humility . 

The great unwashed are screaming for something different , and a scaremongering drama queen is exactly what they are looking for . 

 Here at the Sky Reply we are eager to support your campaign .   If you forward us your postal address we will send a donation . Ken junior has a batch of his home made herb cookies ready to sell , and will gladly donate the entire proceeds . 

That will ruin our normally hilarious Friday night scrabble game , but it's a small price to pay . 

 Happy campaigning , 

Your comrade , Ken .

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