Reference :- Veteran shock jock , Alan Jones , has asked Peta Credlin to run in the next Victorian election .
That is a great compliment by your comrade , Peta . Sky weather boy , Rowan Dean , also supports you .
And I see that there are already 380 people on You Tube who have given you a thumbs up .
Furthermore , this is the ideal time to start your challenge , what with poor Daniel all smashed up from a recent fall . With any luck he will be so full of narcotic analgesics he won't know what day it is .
The polls may show that Mr Andrews ( or dodgy Dan as you call him ) is riding a wave of popularity , but let's face it , people will soon tire of his softly spoken pragmatism and humility .
The great unwashed are screaming for something different , and a scaremongering drama queen is exactly what they are looking for .
Here at the Sky Reply we are eager to support your campaign . If you forward us your postal address we will send a donation . Ken junior has a batch of his home made herb cookies ready to sell , and will gladly donate the entire proceeds .
That will ruin our normally hilarious Friday night scrabble game , but it's a small price to pay .
Happy campaigning ,
Your comrade , Ken .
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