Reference :- Contributing editor at The Sky Reply , Monte the motorcyclist , decided to write a poem .

 Reference :-   Monte reckons the news is so bleak and brimming with disclosures of shabby behaviour that we need a poem to cheer us up.

                                                       The Sports Report     ( by Monte ) 

                                                 They just handed in the report ,                 

                                                  About the Department of Sport , 

                                                  It revealed a great rort , 

                                                  Of political sort , 

                                                  Well who in the world would have thought ? 

 That should lighten things a bit . Thank you Monte. 

  Your comrade , Ken . 

P.S.    Does anybody have a mailing address for former Senator Bridget McKenzie ?   Monte wants to send her a copy .