Reference :- Popular Prime Minister and public relations expert , Mr Scott Morrison , shot his mouth off...again .

Reference :-   Oh , and also cowered in his office to evade a demonstration outside Parliament House .  

Dear Prime Minister of the day , 

 It's a bit rich of the media to condemn you for not coming out of your office to listen to the thousands of women who are distressed because they feel nobody listens to them  . What would that have achieved ?  Indeed one must always remember the golden rule of politics .  " Avoid bad publicity at all costs . " 

The protesters also claim there is a culture of secrecy in the halls of power .  If that is true , the proper place to discuss these issues is privately in the parliament building , not outside where everybody can hear what is said .  

As a gesture of goodwill , perhaps you should have asked the leaders of the protest to join you in a private room  ( the Defence Minister's office would be ideal) where you could discuss the matter over a few glasses of champagne and later adjourn to peruse some etchings .    You could have asked Sir Les Patterson  ( Is he still  Arts Minister ? ) to swing on by to liven the soiree . 

Anyway Mr Morrison , sir , your comment that demonstrations in other countries  are often " met with bullets " was an inspiration .   That got your meaning across to those protesting against violence without  actually saying that they were lucky they hadn't been shot .  

The entire incident reminded me of the time when President Nixon and Henry Kissinger hid in the White House while angry anti - Vietnam protesters surrounded them .  Mr Nixon sure knew how to tactfully deal with insurrection , and that was the key to his success.

All those years studying marketing are serving you well, Mr Morrison .  

I reckon marketing must be a broad ranging subject  .  You only have to look at the likes of young  Matt Canavan to be impressed by the fact that studying how to flog stuff to suckers also trains you as an expert in epidemiology and climate change . 

Keep up the good work . 

 Your comrade  , Ken . 

P.S .  You sure impressed my cousin Wilma .   

 " Oh how I would love to get my hands on that man ! "   she said .