Sunday, March 14, 2021

Reference :- The Sky News hosts have had much to say about Meghan Markle and her recent interview with Oprah Winfrey .

Reference :-   Sky News hosts unanimously agreed that Meghan Markle is a narcissistic publicity seeker  . 

Dear award winning journalists at Sky News,

Last week Ken junior had never heard of this Meghan Markle woman . But since then  the Sky News hosts have spent so much time discussing her , that he now knows more about her than he does about his own father . 

 Meghan is clearly a shameless publicity hound ,  but who better than Sky News to stymie her attempts at self promotion ?   Since you are doubtless busy researching your ground breaking stories , the lads here at The Sky Reply  (and Mrs Johnson from down the road , on whom we rely for insights into the female psyche ) herewith offer advice regarding a way to exile Meghan to the wastelands of obscurity she so richly deserves . 

You achieved little by having a mere 7 reporters discuss Meghan's lust for publicity at length .  What you need is a series of ten half hour episodes each addressing one of Meghan's particular gripes.  The episodes  could be followed by a one hour programme evaluating the Oprah Winfrey interview .  Peta Credlin could do that . She could use the rest of the creepy music she found for  her mini documentary / horror movie  " Dangerous Decisions ", since presumably that has already been paid for.

Ken junior has suggested the title  " Mutinous Meghan " , which you can use gratis . 

That ought to show Meghan the futility of her obsession with publicity .  And Sky News will score thousands of views as folk tune in to hear about the increasing prevalence of brazen  publicity stunts .

 Your comrade , Ken . 

P.S.    Do you know how tall Meghan is ?    Ken junior  wants to know .



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