Reference :- Sky News hosts unanimously agreed that Meghan Markle is a narcissistic publicity seeker .
Dear award winning journalists at Sky News,
Last week Ken junior had never heard of this Meghan Markle woman . But since then the Sky News hosts have spent so much time discussing her , that he now knows more about her than he does about his own father .
Meghan is clearly a shameless publicity hound , but who better than Sky News to stymie her attempts at self promotion ? Since you are doubtless busy researching your ground breaking stories , the lads here at The Sky Reply (and Mrs Johnson from down the road , on whom we rely for insights into the female psyche ) herewith offer advice regarding a way to exile Meghan to the wastelands of obscurity she so richly deserves .
You achieved little by having a mere 7 reporters discuss Meghan's lust for publicity at length . What you need is a series of ten half hour episodes each addressing one of Meghan's particular gripes. The episodes could be followed by a one hour programme evaluating the Oprah Winfrey interview . Peta Credlin could do that . She could use the rest of the creepy music she found for her mini documentary / horror movie " Dangerous Decisions ", since presumably that has already been paid for.
Ken junior has suggested the title " Mutinous Meghan " , which you can use gratis .
That ought to show Meghan the futility of her obsession with publicity . And Sky News will score thousands of views as folk tune in to hear about the increasing prevalence of brazen publicity stunts .
Your comrade , Ken .
P.S. Do you know how tall Meghan is ? Ken junior wants to know .
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