Reference :- Mr Morrison read the wrong date from some paperwork he had taken to Parliament .
Parliament can be hectic , so we can hardly blame Mr Morrison for reading from the wrong page of his notes . When asked at what time he had first heard of a sexual assault that had allegedly taken place just down the corridor in his workplace , Mr Morrison initially read " the 5th of March " , but then made a hasty correction to " the 12th of February . It was a simple mistake . And it is easy to understand how one could misread the two dates since they look so similar .
But sadly , some folk ( including Ken junior ) have noted that the 5th of March 2019 was the day after the Federal Police received the assault complaint . Those with suspicious minds ( including Ken junior ) have suggested that Mr Morrison made a Freudian slip , and inadvertently mentioned the very date he was trying to conceal .
Furthermore , those with suspicious minds ( including Ken junior ) find it hard to believe that Mr Morrison knew nothing of the complaint , while practically everybody else at Parliament House, including the cleaning lady , did.
But I believe we must take Mr Morrison's explanation at face value , because he wouldn't lie . He is a fully paid up member of a taxpayer funded Christian sect with a divine commandment that states unambiguously. " Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor . "
I told Ken junior this .
" That false witness commandment does strike me as a bit ambiguous actually ", Ken junior said .
" Go to buggery " , I explained .
Anyway , lets hope that everybody soon forgets about the 5th of March .
That date is too close to the Ides of March for comfort .
Your comrade , Ken .
Scotty is taking this all very seriously. He's launched a thorough, transparent, and independent investigation into what the PM's Office knew and when they knew it!
ReplyDeleteAnd who better to do the job than Phil Gaetjens. The lifelong Liberal staffer was Scotty's Chief of Staff before he took the reins as PM, and is now Secretary of the department he's investigating.
Because Phil already knows everybody in the office, I expect the investigation will be much more efficient. He'll save time and tax dollars by knowing which rocks to leave unturned. The PM is helping out and showing his own commitment by telling "Phil"* what to look into. We'll have a full report in no time!**
* They've been working so hard on this investigation that the PM now refers to Secretary Gaetjens by first name when talking to the Press.
** No guarantees. PM: "I haven't said I won't [release it]. I've simply said I'm waiting for Phil to provide that report [and] I'll give further advice once I receive it."