Reference :- At last something a bit lighter for The Sky Reply to tackle .
The thought of Break Dancing becoming an Olympic sport sure made you chuckle with contempt Chris .
An old bloke like me is too set in his ways to have a reasonable opinion on the subject . I still think they stopped making real cars when they eliminated front window quarter vents . Accordingly , this Sky Reply is better tackled by the younger members of our team .
Ken junior really liked the footage you showed of those break dancers demonstrating their skills . He can't understand why anybody would think that throwing a brass ball or a metal rod as far as you can is somehow more deserving of recognition as a sport . I pointed out that it is simple enough to measure a distance , but difficult to judge a break dancer . But Ken junior quickly retorted that sports like diving and gymnastics are no different . He can get tetchy at times , and told me that if they can judge two blokes going the biff with boxing gloves they can judge break dancing as well.
Monte ( the motorcyclist ) agrees that break dancing is worthy of a category in the Olympic games . He also reckons that if blasting away at a target with a firearm is a worthy sport , why not motorcycle stunts ? Monte has the record for the longest wheelie ever done down the main street of Kooralya . He says it took years of practice and a lot of gravel rash to set the record . I told Monte it is unlikely that he will ever be in the Olympic games. Imagine the cost of constructing the main street of Kooralya at stadiums around the world . Or the endless arguments when the organizers can't agree regarding how many potholes and empty beer cans to put on the track .
Gabbo ( the aborigine ) has a totally different perspective . He says one goal of the Olympic games is to include people of all cultural backgrounds so as to foster international fellowship and cooperation .
Gabbo reckons that although sports like throwing cannon balls and spears or wrestling and boxing have been practised for millennia , history ceaselessly unfolds , and new sports evolve . These need to be offered a place in the games to satisfy the goal of inclusiveness .
Gabbo also says that there should be a category for Boomerang throwing . He says that particular sport goes back about 50,000 years and requires a lot more skill than throwing a cannonball . He also said something about cultural inclusivity , and wanted to know why nobody has ever thought of introducing a Woomera category to the Javelin throwing . Fair enough . I reckon both those sports would please spectators more than the Shot Put .
It was nice to see you laughing Chris , even if ( as usual ) it was at somebody's expense .
Your comrade , Ken .
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