Reference :- With Andy Bolt gone , Rowan Dean seems more relaxed and confident .
Rowan , you appear to be relieved that young Andy Bolt has taken a sabbatical . And nobody could blame you . Andy had a penchant for roping you into his boozy high jinks , and this was starting to besmirch your reputation . Thank merciful Odin he left in time for you to restore your credibility . And after watching your latest weather boy effort I see you are already well on your way with that .
Those were great photos of snow , and there is nothing like snow to prove your thesis that the planet is not warming . Mind you , I would leave out any references to " Electroverse " and that Cap Allon chap ( if that is his real name ). It's too easy for people to google the site , which looks about as convincing as a science fiction computer game from 1996.
Likewise , asserting that Dr Carlton Brown is a climate expert is unwise . The chap has no qualifications in climate science , although he does have qualifications in business administration and a commercial background in investment banking . Ken junior googled him too , and was unimpressed by Mr Brown's belief that he was in an excellent position to assess the impact of climate change because he " can read a thermometer " .
I wonder if Mr Brown would consider somebody an investment banking expert because he could use a calculator ?
Anyway Rowan , these are minor gripes , but why not consider simply making things up completely rather than quoting from a dubious but checkable source ? Andy Bolt was guilty of that , as well as misquoting from reliable and verifiable sources , and look where that got him . Bellicose Sky News reporter , Chris Kenny , does the same thing and is equally unconvincing . But you would be unique if you simply made things up from scratch . And how could anybody google that ? If you recall , you did it when you claimed a scientific expedition to chart the loss of sea ice in the Arctic had come to grief when their ship became icebound . In reality it had not become icebound at all . It had suffered a mechanical fault . But who would discover that ?
If you can't fathom how to convincingly make things up , let us know , we are here to help .
Your comrade , Ken .
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