Monday, September 21, 2020

Reference :- While the Sky News anchors attempt to regroup and find something interesting to say , what can we do ?

Reference:-  Sky News is actually becoming boring  these days .  What to do ?  

The lads at The Sky Reply have worked hard on a project to help Sky News viewers in this difficult time . And it is a very difficult  time . Even the viewers' comments have degenerated into illiterate diatribes that usually miss the point of the presentation .  But help is on the way,  as we offer , gratis , our   " Do it Yourself Sky News Kit " .  

With our handy kit , you can make your own headlines . And you get to design them to suit your particular ideological leaning or cruel prejudice .  With practice you will find that it only takes a few minutes to develop a feeling of self righteous indignation and an inflated sense of political acumen.    So lets get started!

Each numbered banner headline below has blank spaces that can be filled from one of the lists ( A to N  )   at the bottom of the page  .  The letter  in the brackets indicates which list can be used to fill the blank .  Have fun ! 

1    MOST PEOPLE DON'T SUPPORT (A).

2.  (B) IS A COMPLETELY INCOMPETENT 

3.  YOUR TAXPAYER'S MONEY IS BEING WASTED ON  (C)

4.  (D)  IS PLANNING FOR WAR ON (E) 

5.  (F or B )  IS AN AFFRONT TO (G) 

6.  PEOPLE ARE SMART ENOUGH TO SEE THE LIES OF  ( H or A or B or C or D  ) 

7.  WE NEED ( I) IN ORDER TO DEFEAT (A or B, or C or D  or E or  F or J ) 

8.  (K ) IS A TOTAL DISGRACE

9.  THE COUNTRY CAN'T AFFORD   (L ) 

10. (M) SHOULD (N) 


  A.    DAN ANDREWS , THE GREENS , LABOR , BLACK LIVES MATTER , LOCKDOWN , CLIMATE ACTION 


  B.     DAN ANDREWS , JOE BIDEN , CHRIS KENNY , JACINTA ADHERN , THE GOVERNMENT 

  C.    WELFARE  BLUDGERS , ROYAL COMMISSIONS  , BUREAUCRATS ,  THE ABC

  D .  ANDY BOLT ,  IRAN , SCOMO,  CHINA , TRUMP,  THE LEFT ,  FRANKENJONESIE

  E.   CHINA , THE WORLD,  DEMOCRACY , COMMON SENSE , FAKE NEWS  , THE LEFT . 

  F.  BLACK LIVES MATTER ,  THE ABC ,  RENEWABLE ENERGY , CLIMATE ACTIVISM . 

  G.  DEMOCRACY , COMMON SENSE ,  THE SCIENCE , PROFESSIONAL JOURNALISM 

  H.  THE POLLS , SCIENTISTS , POLITICIANS , PUTIN , THE DEMOCRATS . BRUCE PASCOE

  I.   COURAGE , DONALD TRUMP , WEAPONS, MORE POLICE , ROWAN DEAN  , THE FACTS

  J.   THE ALARMISTS , THE MARXISTS , CHINA , IRAN , THE VIRUS  , PETA CREDLIN  

  K.   PAUL MURRAY , SOCIETY , POLITICS , OR CHOOSE FROM ALL OF THE ABOVE 

  L.  WELFARE , REGULATIONS , CLIMATE ACTION  OR CHOOSE FROM ALL OF THE ABOVE

 M.  DAN ANDREWS  , JACINTA ADHERN , JOE BIDEN ,  BRUCE PASCOE , PUTIN , CHINA 

 N.   BE EXPOSED , BE SACKED , BE ARRESTED , GET A SOCK STUFFED IN THEIR THROAT , 

 If you found this fun , keep an eye peeled for the forthcoming  "SKY NEWS BOARD GAME "  ! 

 A game for up to five players , who interview each other to reinforce their own cruel neoliberal agenda . 

 Your comrade , Ken

 

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