Reference :- Things are a bit drab at Sky News of late . So let's be silly .
Gosh boys and girls of Sky News , try to buck up a bit . Why so glum ? I guess Frankenjonesie did crack a smile when he ran that story about an Australian cheese maker . That was better than nothing , and it was refreshing to see something cultured on Sky News , but otherwise it has been pretty gloomy in the Sky News studios recently .
Ken junior reckons it's because all the comrades at Sky News have been bleating about the popularity of Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews . He says it must be disheartening to run dozens of news segments that attempt to insult , humiliate , and discredit Mr Andrews , only to find that his electorate still strongly supports him .
We all know that the role of Sky News is not to inform the public , but to steer public opinion . Merely reporting the news doesn't cut it for the Sky anchors , who bravely use their public platform to attempt ..... well, to overthrow governments , for example . That elevates you to the status of " news makers " instead of "news reporters".
But sadly , your efforts in Victoria have been embarrassingly impotent . And there is no point in shouting "Stockholm Syndrome " or questioning the polls . All that does is give ammunition to the crazy left , who can use the same twisted logic to attack the likes of President Trump . You should simply accept your crushing defeat in this instance , and move on .
Frankenjonesie had the right idea with his story about the cheese maker , bless him . But to be fair , he probably milked that story dry , so you will need to source other newsworthy dairy products.
And try not to be sour . As the saying goes , " cream always floats to the top " . Your comrade , Ken .
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