Reference :- An unflinching Andy Bolt proved his manliness by pricking his own finger for a bloodtest during his broadcast .

 Reference :-     Andy Bolt tested his own blood on camera , causing confusion at The Sky Reply.

That was a great idea Andy . We were starting to feel a tad remorseful for questioning your manliness in a previous post , and what better way to prove your bona fides as a genuine Gregory Peck style manly gentleman than by spilling a droplet of your own haemoglobin in front of your audience .   It was a shame you had so much difficulty squeezing a few corpuscles from your pricked finger .   Gabbo reckons next time you should borrow that knife from Crocodile Dundee and try a wrist artery instead of a finger tip .  (   Just joking Andy , Gabbo is quite a wag at times . )

Anyway , speaking of jokes ,  we tuned in to your show a bit late , just in time to see you pricking your digit for the test , but didn't know what you were testing for .  Ken junior suggested it was a blood alcohol test , and Monte agreed , and thought that you might follow up with the results of a liver function test next week , to pad out one of your trademark meaningless rants  .  But Gabbo reckoned you wouldn't be crazy enough to risk it .   Gabbo did suggest that it might be a DNA test , to assert the Aryan credentials of your double helices. 

That was a troubling thought to me Andy . It behoves a chap to keep  the lid closed on the Pandora's Box of his genome , lest any embellishment of his credentials is revealed . What if it turned out you were a direct descendant of Karl Marx ?    Or worse still, there may be some unexpected "colourful " base sequences hidden in your chromosomes .   Are you with me ?   

Well thankfully it was only a new test to check for coronavirus .  But Andy , it's probably best to not follow up with any more such public tests . Before you know it people could be suggesting you take an I.Q. test and as you know , nobody ever does well on those ridiculous things . 

Your comrade , Ken .