Wednesday, September 2, 2020

Reference:- Andy Bolt and Rowan Dean were outraged by a video revealing " police brutality " .

Reference :-  Oh , and Alan Jones was also outraged . 

Yes indeed chaps , it is one's duty to call out police brutality.   Rowan , I see you had a haircut for the occasion .  What a good idea , there is nothing like a fresh haircut to distinguish one from the lunatic fringe . 

Gabbo directed me to your recent broadcasts , in which you chaps were finally calling out police brutality .  I have noticed that  you don't get outraged when a black man is shot in the back seven times in front of his three kids , or an Aborigine is killed in his own bedroom ,  or somebody of color dies coincidentally while a policeman is kneeling on his neck .  We can always rely on you to stay calm , and express gratitude to the police who have a hard job to do , and deserve our support .  

So when Gabbo told me you were  totally outraged and demanding that heads roll , I figured that maybe somebody had been shot twenty times in the back in front of his six children while the cops filmed themselves laughing .... something like that . 

But no , this time it was a white woman being rather politely arrested for breaking the law, which she admitted she had done .   And although the policeman informed her of her rights , and didn't even shoot her or kneel on her neck , it was still a shocking thing to watch , because she is one of  "us " for heaven's sake ! 

 The anger expressed by your viewers is extreme , with calls for all manner of severe retribution .  It's just as well they didn't shoot her , or there would already be violent protests in our streets .  

 Who knows what might happen next ?   As you chaps like to point out , we need our police to maintain law and order , and they do have a hard job to do .  We all know that if black folk or lefties don't like a law they still have to obey it and try to get it changed at the ballot box .  But if a white mum in the burbs doesn't want to obey the law , she should be respected and listened to , for how else will stupid laws  get repealed ?  

Anyway , Gabbo has made a suggestion .  Since you value the importance of law and order  ( well , maybe not in Hong Kong  , where the protests are justifiable )  we think it is important for Sky News to diffuse the situation before it gets out of hand .   Gabbo reckons if you photoshop the video so that the felon  is black , everybody will calm down .    White folk will feel relieved that the cops are doing a wonderful job keeping the colored folk under control , and black folk will hardly notice the video  since nobody was shot or choked , which is what they are used to coping with .     

What do you think chaps ?   It is cheating , we know , but Sky News has always done it's best to douse the flames of civil unrest , and on this occasion a little dab of boot polish , so to speak ,  might save the community a lot of bother . 

Gabbo will keep an eye on this story for you .  He reckons the real risk over the next day or two is what he calls a " death in custody " .   I don't know what he means by that , surely if you are in police custody you must be safer than money in a bank ? 

 Your comrade , Ken

 

 


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