Reference :- Recently returned media icon , Frankenjonesie , interviewed former Minister for Employment and Workplace relations , Mr Joe Hockey .

Reference :-   Mr Hockey spoke to Sky News from his new home in the USA. 

Thanks for interviewing  Mr Hockey , Jonesie .  It is nice to see that he is doing so well in the thriving  heartland of capitalism .  The USA is booming  at present , and although some might see Mr Hockey's new business career in a foreign country as disloyal , I reckon he did the right thing abandoning us so we could learn to stand on our own two feet . Soon we too will enjoy the prosperity that middle America has achieved .

Anyway Jonesie , have you seen the motto of Joe's  new company ?  

 "  Providing high quality real time intelligence and business solutions . " 

 It has a no-nonsense freshness about it to be sure .  Mind you , Stanley , our local plumber runs a sign on his ute  saying  " Providing high quality timely plumbing solutions "  .   There is no need to mention it to Joe though , since Stanley is not the type to sue for copyright infringement . 

Young Joe Hockey always had a talent for finding simple solutions  .  You must remember when he explained that all you had to do to afford a house in Sydney was " get a better paid job " .  Even more impressive was his explanation that fuel taxes don't effect poor people because they can't afford cars . 

 That is the kind of " high quality real time intelligence "  we need in these difficult times , so our thanks go to Sky News for recruiting  Mr Hockey as a regular commentator . 

 Oh , one last thing Jonesie . Perhaps Mr Hockey should pencil his name on to the list of folk registered with the Foreign Influence Transparency Scheme .    Our late great Prime Minister , Tony Abbott , wants to work for the British Government to secure them the best trade deals with Australian farmers , so maybe the two of them could sign up together .  It might give them a chance to catch up for a cuppa . And they could reminisce about the good old days in Canberra  , when they could laugh at lumps of coal , disability  pensioners , and sinking Pacific Islands .  

Sadly , our leaders don't seem to have a sense of humour these days . 

Your comrade , Ken