Reference : - Sky News favourite , Paul Murray , let Chris Smith take his studio for a test run , and the result was a record number of thumbs down from the faithful .
Well Chris , to be fair , " the optics ", as they ridiculously say these days , were bad . A gentleman in a suit and striped tie is not going to look good in front of a Golden Fleece oil can and a glaringly inauthentic rendering of a Torana in a plastic frame . A record 500 plus thumbs down ! Where is Paul anyway ? Even if he is off somewhere having his cholesterol pumped out , he should at least keep an eye on his man cave .
The praise you heaped upon entertainer Ricky Gervais almost gave the impression you fancied him . Which is no disgrace , since Ricky is a huge supporter of gay marriage . But do you realise that Ricky is about as left politically as you can go without vanishing from sight ? He describes himself as a " socialist snowflake " . And furthermore he has an honours degree in one of those worthless philosophy subjects that are so often ridiculed by conservatives .
Who is writing the stuff for you and Peta at the moment Chris ? It might be worth investigating the possibility that Sky News has been infiltrated by Marxists . My advice is that you pull this segment from the airwaves immediately and deny it ever happened . And when Paul returns from having his mitral valve debrided , or whatever he's doing , it might be wise to bung up another framed picture beside the Torana , just to freshen the place up a bit . Ken junior found a great picture of a bloke in a baseball cap doing a burnout in a Mustang while drinking a can beer , when he was at the Kooralya tip last week . You couldn't ask for a better image to coax back your true aussie supporters .
Ken junior says you can have it gratis , so the price is right .
Although if you could slip us a few quid to cover postage it would be greatly appreciated , you know how overheads can get out of hand.
Your comrade , Ken .
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