Reference :- Decisive Prime Minister Mr Scott Morrison readdresses coiffeurs .

Reference :-   As promised our PM is keeping us updated with the government's response to the pandemic as the situation changes daily .

 That was certainly a very quick response Mr Morrison , sir .  One day we are told that we are only allowed half an hour for a haircut , and the next day we are told it can be as long as needed .  That is certainly a rapid response to changing...err.... circumstances. 

Ken junior reckons even the blokes these days need more than half an hour to get their hair styled .  I guess the popular metrosexual look isn't easily achieved in a short appointment .
My mate , Trevor , hasn't been to a coiffeur in decades .  He has been as bald as a cue ball for as long as we can remember . He reckons if the pandemic gets bad enough , the only people left will be bald men and women who aren't particular about their hair .

 Ken junior doesn't like the sound of that . He reckons a ratio of about a million men for every woman would limit his courtship opportunities .

 That's the trouble with Ken junior , he only has one thing on his mind these days . 

Your comrade , Ken