Reference :- The last few appearances on the Sky News You Tube channel by Andy Bolt , and his abettor Rowan Dean , have been intolerably vile . Nobody could watch them and not believe that the following objurgation is not justified . Try watching them , and see if you can cope .
Well Andy , you and that contumelious sack of puke, Rowan Dean , have outdone yourselves of late . Cackling over Greta Thunberg's illness as you guffaw your way through the current health crisis . Drooling and sneering at our woes like a pair of vile clowns in a Stephen King novel while people around the world are dying . Hysterically criticising those who struggle to help , leering at those who suffer , giggling like a pair of drunken sadists .
What a pair of childish and detestable pricks you are . Have you noticed how your audience is evaporating ? Have you noticed that your spite filled faces no longer appear at the top of the Sky News You Tube page ? Well screech and cackle while you can , I guess . It is that image of you both that I wish to remember when your careers mercifully end , and you are carted off to whatever grim knackery awaits irrelevant journalists with decimated superannuation .
You find everything so funny these days that I could be excused for suspecting you have been hitting the turps . Especially you, Andy . I hope they enforce drug and alcohol testing at Sky News . It would be negligent of them to let you become all lushed up just because your audience has done a runner . If that does happen , remember to behave with the dignity you have always demonstrated by having a hissy fit and suing them, if you can afford to.
Anyway , that's my stack blown . Here is a limerick that was promised in a previous post . You might enjoy it , Andy and Rowan . Ken junior has changed the title following a major edit by Gabbo and Monte , who were greatly inspired by your recent broadcasts . Unfortunately some of the language is so obscene that I have had to pull rank on the lads , and censor the most offensive swear words . Nevertheless , I am sure you will still get the gist of it , despite the censored swear words , which now read as the empty syllable , "Blah " .
" In Honour of Andy Bolt and Rowan Dean "
by The Sky Reply
Andy and Rowan blah blah ,
Blah blah blah blah blah blah ,
Blah blah blah blah ,
Blah blah blah blah blah,
Blah blah blah you fucking cunts .
Oh you have to laugh , don't you guys ? If you want a signed copy , just let us know a postal address and we can mail one for each of you . We will cover the cost of posting two , but if you want more copies for friends , you will have to spot us some cash to cover our overheads . These are hard times , as you know.
Keep laughing , Your comrade , Ken
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