Reference :- Why isn't Senator McKenzie's career shot ? What do you have to do to get fired with this government ?
Well Mr Morrison, sir , it has worked a few times with Angus Taylor , so it is certainly worth trying again . Just wait , do nothing , and see if it the scandal blows over so you can flick it in the pile with all those other scandals people have already stopped yapping about . When in doubt , do nothing , as they say , which appears to be your family motto.
These are tough times indeed , and my son's mate Monte has had a go at writing a witty limerick to cheer you up. He is no great poet , and did complain that none of the politicians these days have names that are easy to rhyme with . I explained that it is probably a deliberate decision when selecting candidates . One would hardly choose a candidate with a name that rhymed with a derogatory term like thief , liar , grifter , or whatever . That would be a gift to a one of those violent placard wielding activists. So well done , I say .
Nevertheless , Monte produced a reasonable effort , though hardly of prize winning calibre . I told him to not bother trying to find a suitable competition to enter , since funding for the arts copped a 100 million quid cutback in one year alone while the LNP went about it's task of saving the economy
from recession . That's what I like about the LNP , when they spend 100 million to buy votes the cost is fully funded by cutbacks elsewhere in the budget . That is the definition of responsible government , isn't it Mr Morrison ?
Anyway , here is Monte's poem , raw and unabridged .
Deplorable in Your Face Arrogant Government Corruption
(by Monte the motorcyclist)
A minister named McKenzie
Went on a spending frenzy
With a fistful of notes
About where to buy votes
And faith in political clemency .
You have to laugh , or you'd cry .
Happy Prime Ministering . Your comrade , Ken
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