Monday, January 27, 2020

Reference :- Senator Bridget McKenzie commissioned a 160, 000 quid survey .

Reference :-  While the auditors searched for , and found , evidence revealing the LNP  sports grant rort , they also discovered that a 160 grand survey had been commissioned by the good senator .

Indeed , that is a lot of dough for a survey that reached no conclusion.  The purpose of the survey was to determine if Ms McKenzie's favoured sport ,  shooting , was good for one's health .   That would be a pretty hard thing to decide , in my books , because there are so many variables .  You would have to survey people who drove to a gun  club , but didn't shoot , in case the excursion itself was good for your ticker .   And give people guns to clean and look after without going shooting to see if a chemical in the cleaning  material lowered your cholesterol level.  . Or maybe even if you never cleaned it or shot it , having a firearm made you feel safer , and lowered your systolic blood pressure .
 You can see the problem.   Nonetheless , my son Ken junior is prepared to fish out all that kind of data in a fresh survey which he says he can run for a measly ten grand .    He figures he needs about two weeks to make a few phone calls and roneo off the questionnaires .   I trust you will view his tender favourably in view of his professionalism .

 Personally , I figure being a shooter is obviously a lot better for your health than being the one who is getting shot .    And although that is only an anecdotal observation , I think it indicates we are on the right track with this .

                Happy shooting ,    Your comrade , Ken

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