Reference : - Bridget McKenzie may have reluctantly stepped away from her portfolio , but she isn't exactly unemployed .
Don't fret Bridget , you will get along reasonably well on you 200,000 plus backbencher salary . It's not like you don't have a job anymore . And think of all the great contacts you made that will serve you well in the future . Rose , who runs the pub here in Kooralya reckons you will leave quite a legacy . She says you have shown that female politicians can do their job just as well as their male counterparts , in every respect . What a wonderful example you have set . It is sure to help future female hopefuls wanting to join the game .
Despite a pay cut , you still haul in enough dough to enjoy your clay target shooting , although I guess you will probably have to pay to fly to the tournaments yourself from now on . ( It's not wise to charge the taxpayer any longer. ) My son , Ken junior has offered this thought , which he says might put a grin on your face , as you blast away . He says that each time you blow a clay target to smithereens, think of the clay feet of our esteemed Prime Minister and heartless backstabber Mr Scott Morrison , but don't laugh too much . It makes it hard to aim.
Shoot one for me . Your comrade , Ken.
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